Fix the Era

[ahsoka21]

I know it’s not finished but…

The Tortured Poets Department

imo this should be her soft launch for a new start of eras in the TSMU (Taylor Swift Music Universe). There would be a deluxe exclusive to target but it would only have 2 songs on it… Im gonna get you back and the acoustic version of down bad.

Singles

1. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart! (Released February 9th with a music video the following Friday)

2. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys (Released March 15th with a music video on the 29th)

3. Guilty As Sin (Released May 31st with a music video released on June 28th, it would also get a radio mix)

Promo Single

Down Bad (Released April 5th with lyric video, the deluxe would also be announced on this date)

1. Fortnight
2. Guilty As Sin
3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
4. Down Bad
5. So Long, London
6. Fresh Out The Slammer
7. The Tortured Poets Department
8. But Daddy I Love Him
9. The Alchemy
10. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
11. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
12. Loml
13. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart!
14. Imgonnagetyouback - Bonus Track
15. Down Bad (Acoustic) - Bonus Track

 

I didn’t want to include any anthology tracks at first but I felt like Im gonna get you back fits with the album as a bonus track. Also it killed me cutting Florida and Clara Bow but it had to be done, who’s afraid of little old me on the other hand… no comment. Fortnight would also be a solo version.

[Ice Prince]

Here's my idea on Taylor Swift's The Tortured Poets Department. (19 April 2024)

I'm probably gonna get jail for this but idc idc, the released version is unnecessarily long and I hate that it has a trillion versions bffr. Does this have commercial appeal? No, not as what she's been doing in the last years. Do I prefer a much more cohesive version instead of a 2-hour playlist made for the stans? Hell yes. No acoustics, not a trillion lyrics videos (lol?), not a thousand merch options, just the album.

Singles plan:

1. "Little Old Me" (5 January 2024)
2. "Down Bad" (9 February 2024)
3. "I'm Gonna Get You Back" (15 March 2024) featured only in the deluxe but anyways
4. "So Long, London" (3 May 2024)
5. "The Prophecy" (31 May 2024)
6. "Guilty as Sin" (14 June 2024)

Tracklist:

1. The Prophecy
2. Cassandra
3. Down Bad
4. The Alchemy
5. So Long, London
6. How Did It End
7. The Black Dog
8. The Bolter
9. Guilty as Sin
10. Little Old Me Retitled from Who's Afraid of Little Old Me
11. The Albatross
12. Fresh Out the Slammer
13. The Manuscript
14. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys Deluxe version bonus track
15. Florida (feat. Florence Welch) Deluxe version bonus track
16. I'm Gonna Get You Back Deluxe version bonus track
17. Always Wonder Deluxe version bonus track; retitled from Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus lol terrible title
18. I Hate It Here Deluxe version bonus track
19. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived Deluxe version bonus track

That said, it's a shame that strong tracks like Fortnight, But Daddy I Love Him (I retitled it The One I Want) or the title track have very bad lines throughout - that it's just best to leave them out.

Edited June 22 by Ice Prince

[ahsoka21]

5 minutes ago, Ice Prince said:

Here's my idea on Taylor Swift's The Tortured Poets Department. (19 April 2024)

I'm probably gonna get jail for this but idc idc, the released version is unnecessarily long and I hate that it has a trillion versions bffr. Does this have commercial appeal? No, not as what she's been doing in the last years. Do I prefer a much more cohesive version instead of a 2-hour playlist made for the stans? Hell yes. No acoustics, not a trillion lyrics videos (lol?), not a thousand merch options, just the album.

Singles plan:

1. "Little Old Me" (5 January 2024)
2. "Down Bad" (9 February 2024)
3. "I'm Gonna Get You Back" (15 March 2024) featured only in the deluxe but anyways
4. "So Long, London" (3 May 2024)
5. "The Prophecy" (31 May 2024)
6. "Guilty as Sin" (14 June 2024)

Tracklist:

1. The Prophecy
2. Cassandra
3. Down Bad
4. The Alchemy
5. So Long, London
6. How Did It End
7. The Black Dog
8. The Bolter
9. Guilty as Sin
10. Little Old Me Retitled from Who's Afraid of Little Old Me
11. The Albatross
12. Fresh Out the Slammer
13. The Manuscript
14. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys Deluxe version bonus track
15. Florida (feat. Florence Welch) Deluxe version bonus track
16. I'm Gonna Get You Back Deluxe version bonus track
17. Always Wonder Deluxe version bonus track; retitled from Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus lol terrible title
18. I Hate It Here Deluxe version bonus track
19. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived Deluxe version bonus track

That said, it's a shame that strong tracks like Fortnight, But Daddy I Love Him (I retitled it The One I Want) or the title track have very bad lines throughout - that it's just best to leave them out.

I really love this. Would keep but daddy I love him tho. It’s easily one of the best from the album.

[Ice Prince]

30 minutes ago, ahsoka21 said:

I really love this. Would keep but daddy I love him tho. It’s easily one of the best from the album.

I cringe so bad at the "but daddy I love him" line but i actually like the rest, so maybe as a bonus track!

[Crystal <3]

Loud by Rihanna (2010)

Tracklist

Spoiler

1. S&M
2. What's My Name? (Solo)
3. Who's That Chick? (feat. David Guetta)
4. Only Girl In (The World)
5. Cheers (Drink To That)
6. Man Down
7. Raining Men (feat. Nicki Minaj)
8. Skin
9. Complicated
10. California King Bed
11. Fading
12. Love The Way You Lie (Part II) (feat. Eminem)

 

[Crystal <3]

CRASH by Charli XCX (2022)

Tracklist

Spoiler

1. Crash
2. New Shapes
3. Baby
4. Used To Know Me
5. Good Ones
6. Constant Repeat
7. Selfish Girl
8. Lightning
9. Every Rule
10. Move Me
11. Sorry If I Hurt You
12. What You Think About Me
13. Twice

 

[Crystal <3]

Colours by Nadia Oh (2011)

Tracklist

Spoiler

1. So Unforgettable - Intro
2. Hocus Pocus
3. Is That You
4. Amsterdam
5. Beauty & a Beast
6. Shade
7. No Bueno
8. Jump Out The Window
9. Slapper (Ayye)
10. Soopermodel
11. Colours
12. DJ's Girlfriend

 

[Crystal <3]

Talk That Talk by Rihanna (2011)

(cover by @Muri)

Tracklist

Spoiler

1. You Da One
2. Where Have You Been?
3. We Found Love (feat. Calvin Harris)
4. Talk That Talk (feat. Jay Z)
5. Cockiness (Love It)
6. Birthday Cake (feat. Chris Brown)
7. Red Lipstick
8. Roc Me Out
9. Watch N' Learn
10. Drunk On Love
11. Answer
12. Fool In Love
13. Farewell

Edit: Re-did this

Edited August 3 by Crystal <3

[Crystal <3]

Pink Friday II by Nicki Minaj (2023)

Tracklist

Spoiler

1. Barbie Dangerous
2. FTCU
3. Big Difference/Murda [Interlude] (Beep Beep renamed and merged with Big Difference for double track)
4. RNB (feat. Lil Wayne & Tate Kobang)
5. Pink Birthday
6. Needle (feat. Drake)
7. Forward From Trini (feat. Skillibeng & Skeng)
8. Red Ruby Da Sleeze
9. Fallin 4 U
10. Bahm Bahm
11. Last Time That I Saw You
12. Nicki Hendrix (feat. Future)
13. Blessings (feat. Tasha Cobbs Leonard)
14. Love Me Enough (feat. Monica & Keyshia Cole)
15. Memories

 

Edited June 28 by Crystal <3

[Crystal <3]

Cry Baby by Sky Ferreira (2011)

(cover by @Ice Prince)

Tracklist

Spoiler

1. One
2. Sex Rules
3. 99 Tears
4. Too Many Boys
5. Haters Anomynous 
6. Cobra
7. 17
8. Obsession 
9. Paper Doll 
10. Touch & Go
11. Sick Of You
12. Traces
13. American Dream 
14. 108

 

[Crystal <3]

The New Classic by Iggy Azalea (2014)

Tracklist

Spoiler

1. Work
2. Change Your Life (feat. T.I.)
3. New Bitch
4. Don't Need Y'all
5. Fancy (feat. Charli XCX)
6. Rolex
7. Goddess
8. Bounce
9. Beg For It (feat. MØ)
10. Black Widow (feat. Rita Ora)
11. Impossible Is Nothing
12. Lady Patra (feat. Mavado)
13. Walk The Line
14. Just Askin'

Re-Classified

Spoiler

15. We In This Bitch
16. Iggy SZN
17. Fuck Love
18. Trouble (feat. Jennifer Hudson)

 

[Crystal <3]

SUCKER by Charli XCX (2014)

Tracklist

Spoiler

1. Sucker
2. Breaking Up
3. London Queen
4. Famous
5. SuperLove
6. Doin' It
7. Boom Clap
8. Gold Coins
9. Body Of My Own
10. Hanging Around
11. So Over You
12. Need Ur Love

The original order of the album is fine as it is tbh but I wanted to make a version that included SuperLove (the original first single) and exclude Break The Rules (which Charli dislikes). Most of this was done with oomf and I did the final touches. 

[Crystal <3]

 

Good News by Megan Thee Stallion (2020)

Tracklist

Spoiler

1. Shots Fired
2. Circles
3. Cry Baby (feat. DaBaby)
4. Movie (feat. Lil Durk)
5. D.I.O.T.D. (feat. City Girls)
6. Freaky Girls (feat. SZA)
7. Body
8. What's New
9. Work That
10. All Of It
11. Intercourse (feat. Popcaan & Mustard)
12. Girls In The Hood
13. Go Crazy (feat. Big Sean & 2 Chainz)
14. Don't Stop (feat. Young Thug)
15. Outside

Edited June 28 by Crystal <3

[Crystal <3]

TRANSNATION by SOPHIE (2020)

Cover by veinsineon

Tracklist

Spoiler

1. Transnation
2. New York's Burning Down (feat. Thora Siemsen, M Zavos & Doss)
3. Instruction (feat. Faris Badwan)
4. Take Me To Dubai (feat. Pee Girl & David LaChapelle)
5. Fly Bitch (feat. SHUG)
6. Las Vegas (feat. Quay Dash)
7. Every Time (feat. Jozzy)
8. Spliff In My Ear (feat. Charli XCX, Bibi Bourelly & PB Lush)
9. Don't Make Me Wait (feat. Bibi Bourelly)
10. Europe For The Summer
11. Sunscreen (feat. LIZ)
12. Exhilarate (feat. Bibi Bourelly)
13. Reason Why (feat. Kim Petras & BC Kingdom)
14. My Forever (feat. Cecile Believe)

 

[Crystal <3]

Feed The Beast by Kim Petras (2023)

cover by @From The Outside

Tracklist

Spoiler

1. Feed The Beast
2. Alone 2.0 (feat. Nicki Minaj)
3. King of Hearts
4. When We Were Young
5. uhoh
6. Lolita
7. BAIT (feat. BANKS)
8. brrr
9. Try Again
10. Power
11. Claws
12. Castle In The Sky
13. Minute
14. A Thousand Pieces
15. If Jesus Was A Rockstar [iTunes Bonus Track]