KESHA SPIT ON ME?

[amrcndrmr]

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Edited August 31, 2020 by Joe

[NickJonas]

Wow you were blessed !!!

[amrcndrmr]

  On 11/1/2017 at 5:28 PM, marily2500 said:

Wow you were blessed !!!

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THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE MY MIND IS RIGHT NOW. No one I talk to about this understands me.

uber driver: how was your Halloween?

me: Kesha spit beer all over me

uber drive: what the fuck? That’s weird. I’m sorry *weird face*

lady at front desk: did you have fun at Keeeysha?

me: yes KEH-SHAH spit beer all over me. It was life changing

her: um I have to get back to work.

[Reflecting]

UR SO LUCKY OMFG

[Hanelts]

I thought this was gonna be a "delete it fat" style story from the title 

Anyway I WOULD'VE DIED OMG, you're the chosen one (literally) 

[CallMeKills]

That's awesome!

[NickJonas]

  On 11/1/2017 at 5:55 PM, Joe said:

THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE MY MIND IS RIGHT NOW. No one I talk to about this understands me.

uber driver: how was your Halloween?

me: Kesha spit beer all over me

uber drive: what the fuck? That’s weird. I’m sorry *weird face*

lady at front desk: did you have fun at Keeeysha?

me: yes KEH-SHAH spit beer all over me. It was life changing

her: um I have to get back to work.

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ITS THE GREATEST THING EVER. They’re probably jealous ??

[Celebration09]

Jealous ❤️

[ultimatestan]

oh my

[venuass]

just another reminder that i'm useless for not getting tickets to her london show in a couple weeks

[Main Pop Girl]

YASSS QUEEN, I'm so excited for you!  I know how much you love Keshus and how much this would mean to you!

Plus I'm living for the fact that this whole thread is on some Tana Mongeau level of clickbait storytime.  You need to start a YouTube channel ASAP!