Would you rather...

[britneyspearsfeatmadonna]

• Be able to speak any language, or be able to play any instrument?
• Lose the internet for a year, or have your search history revealed to the world?
• Only be able to listen to Britney Jean, or only be able to listen to Prism?
• Only be able to sweat mayonnaise, or only be able to eat mayonnaise

[Fetish]

If anyone chooses the ability to play any instrument over the ability to speak any language..... there are ALBUMS full of bops from other languages 

[britneyspearsfeatmadonna]

10 minutes ago, Love said:

If anyone chooses the ability to play any instrument over the ability to speak any language..... there are ALBUMS full of bops from other languages 

That's my go-to WYR question and I'm surprised at how evenly split the response is.

[Main Pop Girl]

• Be able to speak any language, or be able to play any instrument?
  I would rather learn how to play any instrument.  Imagine how famous you could be if you can start a one man band with just yourself as singer, piano player, guitarist, drummer and producer all in one!  Screw other languages!
• Lose the internet for a year, or have your search history revealed to the world?
  I honestly don't think I could survive without the Internet for a year, but if I had my search history revealed to the world I'd for sure go to jail where there isn't Internet anyway. So I'd rather go without it for a year.
• Only be able to listen to Britney Jean, or only be able to listen to Prism?
  Both are bad.  But Prism has more 6/10 songs while Britney Jean has some 10/10 songs and some 3/10 songs so I'll go with Prism.
• Only be able to sweat mayonnaise, or only be able to eat mayonnaise?
  I would be happy to sweat mayonnaise. You could be a walking fountain or just get botox everywhere so you don't sweat at all.  

[Alexanderrr]

1. I'd rather be able to play any instrument.

2. I'd rather lose the internet for a year.

3. I'd rather listen to Prism.

5. I'd rather eat mayonnaise.

 

[britneyspearsfeatmadonna]

• Would you rather eat a horse or eat a house?
• Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs?
• Would you rather give up chocolate for life, or give up cheese for life?
• Would you rather always feel like you have to pee, or always feel like you have to sneeze?

[Main Pop Girl]

• Would you rather eat a horse or eat a house?
  Obviously a horse, it's eaten in cat food all the time and I'm not about to get lead poisoning eating a house.  
• Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs?
  Fingers as long as your legs honestly sounds really convenient, you could grab the remote from anywhere and you could have a huge career in porn!  
• Would you rather give up chocolate for life, or give up cheese for life?
  It would be hard but I'd give up cheese...I could live with vegan cheese but I couldn't live a day without chocolate.  
• Would you rather always feel like you have to pee, or always feel like you have to sneeze?
  I'd rather feel like I have to pee, it would be awkward but you could just wear a diaper and walk around securely whereas if you always had to sneeze you'd be making weird faces constantly.  

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• Would you rather eat a horse or eat a house?

neither

• Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs?

I DON'T KNOW.

• Would you rather give up chocolate for life, or give up cheese for life?

neither omg

• Would you rather always feel like you have to pee, or always feel like you have to sneeze?

sneeze
 

 

[holdyourhand]

• Be able to speak any language, or be able to play any instrument?
• Lose the internet for a year, or have your search history revealed to the world?
• Only be able to listen to Britney Jean, or only be able to listen to Prism?
• Only be able to sweat mayonnaise, or only be able to eat mayonnaise