Ariana: 'Side To Side' Is About Being Fucked Until You Can't Walk

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It takes place in a retro-style gymnasium. A cycle class is involved. Nicki Minaj is chilling in the sauna, which is your larger-than-average sauna, and sure, everything's just a little bit sexual, but that's just pop music these days, right? 

Wrong! It's about sex. It's very, very obviously about sex.

Specifically, it's about boning so hard you can't walk straight.

"That whole song is kind of about, you know, soreness – riding leading to soreness," Grande confirmed to MTV News. "'Ride dick bicycle' is the lyric, indeed." 

Here's that bit: 

This the new style with the fresh type of flow 
Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle 
Come true yo, get you this type of blow 
If you wanna Minaj I got a tricycle

Sex positivity has been seeping into pop culture ever since the Divinyls's pro-fap anthem 'I Touch Myself' was released in 1990, but the internet was floored all the same that ~pop princess Ariana Grande~ was singing a song about a really good dicking.

   

[Impossible Ryan]

I can relate on a personal level

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15 hours ago, Impossible Ryan said:

I can relate on a personal level