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Exactly what the title says. Although, it was stupid. Some douche was tailgating me so I sped up to get out of his way and the police clocked me instead of him. :cypher:

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was it that 5 oclock shadow that got you clocked chyper  :'(

Probably. Too bad it was a guy cop. Couldn't persuade him with my bearded ways.

Maybe it's because you're secretly black.

#BlackLivesMatter

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was it that 5 oclock shadow that got you clocked chyper  :'(

Probably. Too bad it was a guy cop. Couldn't persuade him with my bearded ways.

I'm pretty sure you already had when he asked you to bend over the car and let him handcuff you. :tan:

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I'm pretty sure you already had when he asked you to bend over the car and let him handcuff you. :tan:

What kind of speeding tickets are you getting? :stretcher:

Does the fact that I don't even drive a car simplify the situation for you? ;)

Obviously the kind that wins you awards at The Hookies  :hail: my guess is  best ass  :rofl:  from the sound of things

Yasss bitch, but I'm a triple threat! Ass, peen and throat is all 100% on fleek tbh. :hail:

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Does the fact that I don't even drive a car simplify the situation for you? ;)

How are you gonna get around LA? :o

Idk, I'm living like a ten minute walk from the campus so it shouldn't be too hard. I think I'll just take Ubers for anywhere more than a twenty minute walk from me. :stretcher:

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Idk, I'm living like a ten minute walk from the campus so it shouldn't be too hard. I think I'll just take Ubers for anywhere more than a twenty minute walk from me. :stretcher:

You're gonna be super fit when you go back to Australia. :tan:

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Idk, I'm living like a ten minute walk from the campus so it shouldn't be too hard. I think I'll just take Ubers for anywhere more than a twenty minute walk from me. :stretcher:

You're gonna be super fit when you go back to Australia. :tan:

Especially given all the frat gangbangs I'll be having! :magic:

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