2015 Grammys

[Cypher]

Performances:

AC/DC

Adam Levine & Gwen Stefani

Ariana Grande – One Last Time

Beyoncé – Take My Hand Precious Lord (Selma Tribute)

Common & John Legend – Glory

Eric Church

Hozier & Annie Lennox

Jeff Lynne & Ed Sheeran

Jessie J & Tom Jones

Juanes – Juntos (Together)

Kanye West & Paul McCartney – Only One

Katy Perry – By the Grace of God

Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett

Madonna – Living for Love

Miranda Lambert

Pharrell Williams

Rihanna, Paul McCartney & Kanye West – FourFiveSeconds

Sam Smith

Sia – Elastic Heart

U2

Usher

Just a week after the Super Bowl, Katy Perry is coming with yet another live spectacular.

Billboard has learned that Perry is preparing a performance for this weekend's Grammy Awards. The singer is planning to bring "By the Grace of God," a touching ballad off her latest album Prism. Perry described the song, where she details contemplating suicide, in a 2013 Billboard cover story saying, "That song is evident of how tough it really was at a certain point. I asked myself, 'Do I want to endure? Should I continue living?'"

And those Beyoncé #Grammy rumors are true. Per a source she's been quietly rehearsing. Planning a church hymn for Selma tribute.

[Main Pop Girl]

Katy should have awfed her tawp and I have no idea who Selma is so not that excited for either of those performances.

Looking forward to Gaga, Madonna, Gwen and Sia tho. And a backstage photo of those four could really make my day. :'(

[Beauty King]

Super ready for Katy to lose all her nominations again and for Iggy Azalea to become a Grammy winner before her.

[Carcunt]

Super ready for Katy to lose all her nominations again and for Iggy Azalea to become a Grammy winner before her.

I kind of would find this funny tbh

[trayertrash]

AC/DC ew

Adam Levine & Gwen Stefani At first I thought it said Adam Lambert & was hoping it said Queen next to it, but my tired eyes betrayed me 

Ariana Grande – One Last Time Please let this be the last time I have to hear from you

Beyoncé – Take My Hand Precious Lord (Selma Tribute) I'll probably like it

Common & John Legend – Glory eh

Eric Church fucking kill me

Hozier & Annie Lennox Who? Oh hey, Annie Lennox 

Jeff Lynne & Ed Sheeran Who? Oh hey, that frog looking kid

Jessie J & Tom Jones fucking kill them

Juanes – Juntos (Together) who

Kanye West & Paul McCartney – Only One fucking kill them

Katy Perry – By the Grace of God she's everyone's fav right now so she'll get praised for her performance regardless of how shitty it is

Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett yaaaaaaassssssss

Madonna – Living for Love Bitch, you're Madonna, it'll be flawless

Miranda Lambert sooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking sick of this backwood cousin fucking cunt face. I hope she's strangled

Pharrell Williams When is he going to stop being a thing?

Rihanna, Paul McCartney & Kanye West – FourFiveSeconds no

Sam Smith If he sings Stay With Me I'm going to stab him

Sia – Elastic Heart eh

U2 fucking kill them *insert South Park reference about him being the world's biggest shit

Usher I'm here for it if he's shirtless

[Cypher]

AC/DC ew

Adam Levine & Gwen Stefani At first I thought it said Adam Lambert & was hoping it said Queen next to it, but my tired eyes betrayed me 

Ariana Grande – One Last Time Please let this be the last time I have to hear from you

Beyoncé – Take My Hand Precious Lord (Selma Tribute) I'll probably like it

Common & John Legend – Glory eh

Eric Church fucking kill me

Hozier & Annie Lennox Who? Oh hey, Annie Lennox 

Jeff Lynne & Ed Sheeran Who? Oh hey, that frog looking kid

Jessie J & Tom Jones fucking kill them

Juanes – Juntos (Together) who

Kanye West & Paul McCartney – Only One fucking kill them

Katy Perry – By the Grace of God she's everyone's fav right now so she'll get praised for her performance regardless of how shitty it is

Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett yaaaaaaassssssss

Madonna – Living for Love Bitch, you're Madonna, it'll be flawless

Miranda Lambert sooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking sick of this backwood cousin fucking cunt face. I hope she's strangled

Pharrell Williams When is he going to stop being a thing?

Rihanna, Paul McCartney & Kanye West – FourFiveSeconds no

Sam Smith If he sings Stay With Me I'm going to stab him

Sia – Elastic Heart eh

U2 fucking kill them *insert South Park reference about him being the world's biggest shit

Usher I'm here for it if he's shirtless

This is like 85% accurate.

[trayertrash]

AC/DC ew

Adam Levine & Gwen Stefani At first I thought it said Adam Lambert & was hoping it said Queen next to it, but my tired eyes betrayed me 

Ariana Grande – One Last Time Please let this be the last time I have to hear from you

Beyoncé – Take My Hand Precious Lord (Selma Tribute) I'll probably like it

Common & John Legend – Glory eh

Eric Church fucking kill me

Hozier & Annie Lennox Who? Oh hey, Annie Lennox 

Jeff Lynne & Ed Sheeran Who? Oh hey, that frog looking kid

Jessie J & Tom Jones fucking kill them

Juanes – Juntos (Together) who

Kanye West & Paul McCartney – Only One fucking kill them

Katy Perry – By the Grace of God she's everyone's fav right now so she'll get praised for her performance regardless of how shitty it is

Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett yaaaaaaassssssss

Madonna – Living for Love Bitch, you're Madonna, it'll be flawless

Miranda Lambert sooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking sick of this backwood cousin fucking cunt face. I hope she's strangled

Pharrell Williams When is he going to stop being a thing?

Rihanna, Paul McCartney & Kanye West – FourFiveSeconds no

Sam Smith If he sings Stay With Me I'm going to stab him

Sia – Elastic Heart eh

U2 fucking kill them *insert South Park reference about him being the world's biggest shit

Usher I'm here for it if he's shirtless

This is like 85% accurate.

This is 100% accurate. Godley has spoken. 

[Cypher]

This is 100% accurate. Godley has spoken. 

But Kingpher has overruled Godley.

[Main Pop Girl]

This is 100% accurate. Godley has spoken. 

But Kingpher has overruled Godley.

As creator of the universe and originator of the Big Bang, Lord Mo has verified that the post is in fact 96.5% accurate, barring only the judgement of my son and saviour Yeezus.

[trayertrash]

This is 100% accurate. Godley has spoken. 

But Kingpher has overruled Godley.

Are you implying that because you're the king it means your word is superior to mine? Don't be a sexist.

[Beauty King]

This is 100% accurate. Godley has spoken. 

But Kingpher has overruled Godley.

As creator of the universe and originator of the Big Bang, Lord Mo has verified that the post is in fact 96.5% accurate, barring only the judgement of my son and saviour Yeezus.

As the inventor of the abstract idea of the universe and current controlling share owner in Milky Way Incorporated, I rule that the post is precisely 66.666666666666% correct.

[Cypher]

Are you implying that because you're the king it means your word is superior to mine? Don't be a sexist.

I'm implying my word > God's.

I'm probably going to hell.

[trayertrash]

Are you implying that because you're the king it means your word is superior to mine? Don't be a sexist.

I'm implying my word > God's.

I'm probably going to hell.

If by hell you mean you'll spend eternity with an endless supply of money and buying cd singles & Japanese deluxe version of albums I'll too poor to buy and uploading them for me, then yes, I, the great an powerful Godley condemn you to an eternity in hell. 

[Cypher]

If by hell you mean you'll spend eternity with an endless supply of money and buying cd singles & Japanese deluxe version of albums I'll too poor to buy and uploading them for me, then yes, I, the great an powerful Godley condemn you to an eternity in hell. 

One could only hope.

[Main Pop Girl]

This is 100% accurate. Godley has spoken. 

But Kingpher has overruled Godley.

As creator of the universe and originator of the Big Bang, Lord Mo has verified that the post is in fact 96.5% accurate, barring only the judgement of my son and saviour Yeezus.

As the inventor of the abstract idea of the universe and current controlling share owner in Milky Way Incorporated, I rule that the post is precisely 66.666666666666% correct.

As master of the multiverse, identifier of natural symmetries and originator of chocolate, I concur that this post is exactly 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019% correct.