First Ever PHF Petition To....

[trayertrash]

make Cypher my husband. He has a flawless cd collection & I want half when I divorce him want to share it with him

#LosslessFilesAren'tEnough

#INeedCDs

#I'mSelfish

#JusticeForLawrence&Lizzy

#We'llAdoptMo&GetHimAGreenCard

[Baby V Alex]

A) You already have a man

B) You have a baby

and Cypher is not a homwreker 

[trayertrash]

A) You already have a man

B) You have a baby

and Cypher is not a homwreker 

A) I'm more woman than 1 man can handle

B) Cypher would make a great step dad

[Beauty King]

Stop trying to adopt my husband.

[roger]

Whoever marries him... LEAK THE NUDES ha!

[trayertrash]

Stop trying to adopt my husband.

Stop cock blocking your husband from his green card

Whoever marries him... LEAK THE NUDES ha!

I'll leak them for iTunes cards

[Beauty King]

Stop cock blocking your husband from his green card

We're waiting until Dayfid and Casey are ready to enter the relationship, so we can have a big polyamorous lovefest.

[trayertrash]

Dayfid and Casey

[Cypher]

make Cypher my husband. He has a flawless cd collection & I want half when I divorce him want to share it with him

#LosslessFilesAren'tEnough

#INeedCDs

#I'mSelfish

#JusticeForLawrence&Lizzy

#We'llAdoptMo&GetHimAGreenCard

Let me know how many signatures and I'll deem what an appropriate amount is!

A) You already have a man

B) You have a baby

and Cypher is not a homwreker 

Alex knows my moral code too well.

[trayertrash]

Let me know how many signatures and I'll deem what an appropriate amount is!

I currently have 1,034,894 signatures & a kickstart with $10,234,234,282 donated for our cd shopping needs

[Baby V Alex]

Alex knows my moral code too well.

I tried to break it to many times, so I know  :'(

[Cypher]

I currently have 1,034,894 signatures & a kickstart with $10,234,234,282 donated for our cd shopping needs

That progress!

Here's the end total: 35,000,000 signatures and a total raised sum of $400,000,000,000. You're getting there!

I tried to break it to many times, so I know  :'(

#JusticeForAlex #Scroogpher

[Main Pop Girl]

YASSSSSSSSSS!

#MakeMoTheFlowerGirl

#GetMoAGreenCard

#AdoptMo

#SendMoToALovingHome

#AHomeMadeofCD's

#SwimInACDPool

#EatOffACDPlate

#Slay