trayertrash Posted February 18, 2014 Posted February 18, 2014 Check it! Reveal hidden contents I'm blonde Reveal hidden contents I'm skinny Reveal hidden contents I'm rich Reveal hidden contents & I'm a little bit of a bitch Reveal hidden contents So like, how can you ugly fuckers be beautiful like me? Umm it's really not that hard, I've developed a flaw-free four step system that I believe KNOW can change your life. Except Gayfish, you'll always be kinda fugly But just put your paws up 'cause you were born this way baby Reveal hidden contents Step One! Reveal hidden contents Don't be uglyStep Two! Reveal hidden contents If you are ugly, then stop. No one's forcing you to be uglyStep Three! Reveal hidden contents If you're still ugly then you aren't trying hard enough. Maybe you should try harderStep Four! Reveal hidden contents Repeat until you're hot Quote
Cypher Posted February 19, 2014 Posted February 19, 2014 On 2/18/2014 at 8:17 PM, trayertrash said: Reveal hidden contents Step One! Reveal hidden contents Don't be uglyStep Two! Reveal hidden contents If you are ugly, then stop. No one's forcing you to be uglyStep Three! Reveal hidden contents If you're still ugly then you aren't trying hard enough. Maybe you should try harderStep Four! Reveal hidden contents Repeat until you're hot It really works! #CypherApproved Quote
trayertrash Posted February 19, 2014 Author Posted February 19, 2014 On 2/19/2014 at 12:17 AM, Cypher said: It really works! #CypherApprovedCan you repeat step 2 please, you're looking a little ehh today Quote
Main Pop Girl Posted February 19, 2014 Posted February 19, 2014 Thanks to Ashley's beauty tips, I lost forty pounds in ten days! Now I'm in rehab for anorexia! Thanks, Ashley! Quote
trayertrash Posted February 19, 2014 Author Posted February 19, 2014 On 2/19/2014 at 2:48 PM, Firestarter said: Thanks to Ashley's beauty tips, I lost forty pounds in ten days! Now I'm in rehab for anorexia! Thanks, Ashley! Maybe if you weren't a fat ass you wouldn't have to be anorexic Quote
Cypher Posted February 19, 2014 Posted February 19, 2014 On 2/19/2014 at 11:43 AM, trayertrash said: Can you repeat step 2 please, you're looking a little ehh today Not only is Ashley helpful, she also follows up with each of her customers! Talk about great PR.She tells you exactly what you need to help boost your shine.If you aren't on this plan yet, what are you waiting for? #CypherApproved Quote
Main Pop Girl Posted February 20, 2014 Posted February 20, 2014 On 2/19/2014 at 3:41 PM, trayertrash said: Maybe if you weren't a fat ass you wouldn't have to be anorexic Thank you for making this apparent to me. I will try harder to be thinner and stop drinking the soup I am being given. Quote
Matilda Mantis Posted March 3, 2014 Posted March 3, 2014 Thanks to this I got so much dick I have multiple STDs in both holes Quote
trayertrash Posted March 3, 2014 Author Posted March 3, 2014 On 3/3/2014 at 2:15 AM, seacowst said: Thanks to this I got so much dick I have multiple STDs in both holes You're welcome Quote
trayertrash Posted December 30, 2014 Author Posted December 30, 2014 I'm sorry, but I think some of y'all forgot about my tips. Please repeat them. Quote
Main Pop Girl Posted January 2, 2015 Posted January 2, 2015 I'm having a bit of trouble with step one. Have I been using the technique too much? Do the effects wear off over time? Please respond. Quote
trayertrash Posted January 13, 2015 Author Posted January 13, 2015 Quote I'm having a bit of trouble with step one. Have I been using the technique too much? Do the effects wear off over time? Please respond. Please repeat step 3. It doesn't matter how often you try, it's the amount of effort into each try. Cypher tried just once and became the second most attractive person on the forum (I'm #1 obviously) but Carcass has tried over 10,000 times and still hasn't made it yet. Maybe if you stop being ugly and lazy you could be almost as beautiful as me. Quote
Main Pop Girl Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 Quote Quote I'm having a bit of trouble with step one. Have I been using the technique too much? Do the effects wear off over time? Please respond. Please repeat step 3. It doesn't matter how often you try, it's the amount of effort into each try. Cypher tried just once and became the second most attractive person on the forum (I'm #1 obviously) but Carcass has tried over 10,000 times and still hasn't made it yet. Maybe if you stop being ugly and lazy you could be almost as beautiful as me. Ashley, thank you for your timely and personalized response! I have now run away from the rehab hospital I was in for my anorexia and am currently living on the streets alone. It is quite cold here but the weather is doing wonders for my skin! Please keep in touch! Quote
Kevinn Edu Posted January 14, 2015 Posted January 14, 2015 Thank you Ashley, with your beauty tips, I have finally found my true self. Reveal hidden contents Quote
.png.dcd-a1ca51eeace2d6b28f1ea2.png.cb8e6e998f73e57536eb3b4a37cfe23a.png.327c59c67fe67504c237f8a4b994379e.png){kind=logo}
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.