My Beauty Tips

[trayertrash]

Check it!

I'm blonde

I'm skinny

I'm rich

& I'm a little bit of a bitch

So like, how can you ugly fuckers be beautiful like me? Umm it's really not that hard, I've developed a flaw-free four step system that I believe KNOW can change your life.

Except Gayfish, you'll always be kinda fugly  But just put your paws up 'cause you were born this way baby 

Step One!

Don't be ugly

Step Two!

If you are ugly, then stop. No one's forcing you to be ugly

Step Three!

If you're still ugly then you aren't trying hard enough. Maybe you should try harder

Step Four!

Repeat until you're hot 

[Cypher]

Step One!

Don't be ugly

Step Two!

If you are ugly, then stop. No one's forcing you to be ugly

Step Three!

If you're still ugly then you aren't trying hard enough. Maybe you should try harder

Step Four!

Repeat until you're hot 

It really works!

#CypherApproved

[trayertrash]

It really works!

#CypherApproved

Can you repeat step 2 please, you're looking a little ehh today

[Main Pop Girl]

Thanks to Ashley's beauty tips, I lost forty pounds in ten days! Now I'm in rehab for anorexia! Thanks, Ashley!

[trayertrash]

Thanks to Ashley's beauty tips, I lost forty pounds in ten days! Now I'm in rehab for anorexia! Thanks, Ashley!

Maybe if you weren't a fat ass you wouldn't have to be anorexic

[Cypher]

Can you repeat step 2 please, you're looking a little ehh today

Not only is Ashley helpful, she also follows up with each of her customers! Talk about great PR.

She tells you exactly what you need to help boost your shine.

If you aren't on this plan yet, what are you waiting for?

#CypherApproved

[Main Pop Girl]

Maybe if you weren't a fat ass you wouldn't have to be anorexic

Thank you for making this apparent to me. I will try harder to be thinner and stop drinking the soup I am being given.

[Matilda Mantis]

Thanks to this I got so much dick I have multiple STDs in both holes

[trayertrash]

Thanks to this I got so much dick I have multiple STDs in both holes

You're welcome

[Matilda Mantis]

When can I buy the book?

[trayertrash]

I'm sorry, but I think some of y'all forgot about my tips. Please repeat them. 

[Main Pop Girl]

I'm having a bit of trouble with step one. Have I been using the technique too much? Do the effects wear off over time? Please respond.

[trayertrash]

I'm having a bit of trouble with step one. Have I been using the technique too much? Do the effects wear off over time? Please respond.

Please repeat step 3. It doesn't matter how often you try, it's the amount of effort into each try. Cypher tried just once and became the second most attractive person on the forum (I'm #1 obviously) but Carcass has tried over 10,000 times and still hasn't made it yet. Maybe if you stop being ugly and lazy you could be almost as beautiful as me. 

[Main Pop Girl]

I'm having a bit of trouble with step one. Have I been using the technique too much? Do the effects wear off over time? Please respond.

Please repeat step 3. It doesn't matter how often you try, it's the amount of effort into each try. Cypher tried just once and became the second most attractive person on the forum (I'm #1 obviously) but Carcass has tried over 10,000 times and still hasn't made it yet. Maybe if you stop being ugly and lazy you could be almost as beautiful as me. 

Ashley, thank you for your timely and personalized response! I have now run away from the rehab hospital I was in for my anorexia and am currently living on the streets alone. It is quite cold here but the weather is doing wonders for my skin! Please keep in touch!

[Kevinn Edu]

Thank you Ashley, with your beauty tips, I have finally found my true self.