The Story of Cunt

[Beauty King]

Casey always rebuffed Gayfid's advances and told him to "Fuck off back to the old folks' home", like the rancid piece of shit he was. This made Gayfid very angry, but he still fucked off to the old folks' home. Mo was waiting for him there. He was always singing terrible mashups at inappropriate times, which was pretty annoying for the old people.

[Dayfid]

Gayfid had enough of Mo's bullshit and killed himself with a toaster in a tub filled with water, Mo was devastated.

[Dayfid]

Gayfid had enough of Mo's bullshit and killed himself with a toaster in a tub filled with water, Mo was devastated.

[Beauty King]

But then Gayfid came back as a zombie and started doing a sexy tap dance. Everyone on earth vomited simultaneously as a result.

[Beauty King]

But then Gayfid came back as a zombie and started doing a sexy tap dance. Everyone on earth vomited simultaneously as a result.

[Main Pop Girl]

It turned out that Dayfid had come back thanks to Casey's magic penis. Little did anyone know that Casey was a secret necrophiliac who fucked all the boys who came into the morgue he worked at. The combination of Gayfid's whette pussy and Casey's majestic penis caused a chemical reaction which not only brough Gayfid back to life, but also blew up the morgue and the old folk's home entirely.

[Main Pop Girl]

It turned out that Dayfid had come back thanks to Casey's magic penis. Little did anyone know that Casey was a secret necrophiliac who fucked all the boys who came into the morgue he worked at. The combination of Gayfid's whette pussy and Casey's majestic penis caused a chemical reaction which not only brough Gayfid back to life, but also blew up the morgue and the old folk's home entirely.

[Beauty King]

Mo was killed in the explosion. Casey and Gayfid then began to take turns stuffing Mo's burnt corpse full of rubble and catheters. Cunt Face watched from the parking lot.

[Beauty King]

Mo was killed in the explosion. Casey and Gayfid then began to take turns stuffing Mo's burnt corpse full of rubble and catheters. Cunt Face watched from the parking lot.

[Main Pop Girl]

Unaware of Casey's magical penis, Mo laid cold and lifeless on the gravel. Cunt Face shed a single tear of despair. He had loved Mo the whole time, but never told him. How could he bring him back?

[Main Pop Girl]

Unaware of Casey's magical penis, Mo laid cold and lifeless on the gravel. Cunt Face shed a single tear of despair. He had loved Mo the whole time, but never told him. How could he bring him back?

[Beauty King]

By fucking him, of course! He flipped over Mo's catheter-filled corpse and shoved the rigor mortis'd dick into his tiny vagina. Mo immediately sprang to life and began singing awful mashups again.

[Beauty King]

By fucking him, of course! He flipped over Mo's catheter-filled corpse and shoved the rigor mortis'd dick into his tiny vagina. Mo immediately sprang to life and began singing awful mashups again.

[Main Pop Girl]

Out of nowhere, a stunning Eurasian goddess rose from the ashes of the old people's home. His name was Cypher, and he was a talent scout! "I want to sign you as the tenth member of Girls' Generation" he told Mo. Mo was laughing all the way to the bank and held onto Cypher as they both flew away together.

But what would happen to Cunt, Casey, and Gayfid? Perhaps the oncoming surprise of a young boy named Beauty King would provide the answer.

[Main Pop Girl]

Out of nowhere, a stunning Eurasian goddess rose from the ashes of the old people's home. His name was Cypher, and he was a talent scout! "I want to sign you as the tenth member of Girls' Generation" he told Mo. Mo was laughing all the way to the bank and held onto Cypher as they both flew away together.

But what would happen to Cunt, Casey, and Gayfid? Perhaps the oncoming surprise of a young boy named Beauty King would provide the answer.