trayertrash Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 As most of your know, Jump Rope Queen and I are in a hot & steamy romance. We've spent countless hours sending each other locks our hair and mocking Flopga. Last night we decided marriage was the next step to our relationship and hopped on a plane to Vegas. We are about to arrive now. Queen Perez will be dressed as Elvis and will sing Milkshake as I walk down the isle to my one true love. We were going to invite y'all, but let's be real, y'all can't keep up with out swag & it'd be a bit embarrassing on your end. But we still love y'all Anyway, buy us diamonds, booze and deep throat spray. If you don't, I'll call upon the queen of the underworld, CLove, to curse you will diarrhea. Love y'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trayertrash Posted January 13, 2014 Author Share Posted January 13, 2014 Mo has a little dick & collects his dingleberries & makes jam with them. We're getting divorced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jimmy Gnecco Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 collects his dingleberries & makes jam with them. I threw up in my mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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