Beauty King

I didn't kidnap him, I took him on a surprise vacation to America. Your welcome for me bringing you and your husband closer. Oh, hello Mr. President. Yes, thank you very much for bringing Mo to the states, but please do not refer to him as my husband until the wedding. We are simply fiancé and fiancé at the moment.

Welcome back! In case you were wondering, Ashley became a compulsive liar while you were gone and she actually kidnapped Mo and smuggled him into the US illegally. Heroically, Casey and I went on a rescue mission and tore him from her evil clutches. The loss of Mo caused to become even more insane, after which she ran for the presidency in Russia and had an absolute landslide victory. Cypher came along to be her chief of staff and now they have four lovely children together. Oh and Mo proposed to me, so we're getting married in a month or two.

Guess I'm gonna miss the deadline then. I have finals tomorrow and then I'm traveling on Thursday.

And now all we need is Lana onboard for the soundtrack.

Thank god EDM is dead. Shitlena will flop just like she was always meant to, if she really does work with Zedd for a song to be released next year.

I think you mean this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX_6SAAzqzk

Kevin Spacey is great and this wouldn't change my opinion of him at all.

I'll have a better idea of what I can contribute to this project in a few weeks, since at present, I'm totally swamped.

Possibly not connected.

Not that it will matter at this point, as he's making an album with a bonafide flop and all the bad press he's gotten in the past year or two have ruined all his chances at a successful comeback. Good riddance.

I only have the very beginnings of a chorus for Teeth, since that was one of the earliest cuts in the writing process. As I recall it was going to be a song based on the film Teeth, where the girl grows teeth in her vagina. I couldn't get inspired enough to watch that movie again, so we just kicked it off the tracklist and replaced it with Holy Ground. The production I had in mind was kind of trap-y, but as we decided not to finish it, that was never realized.

I have a few leftover sets of lyrics from The Sacred Slut era that were originally going to be used on b-sides the singles, but since the era got Ultraviolence'd, I can contribute them for someone else to produce and help record, as a duet. This song's a 1920s inspired track called Flapper. It's basically just a pre-chorus and chorus right now. I was intending this to be the first single from the third TOSTB album (which was going to be called A Whore For The History Books), but that's been supplanted by the upcoming Holidyke EP.

Ad revenues from Spotify's free users are massive. They began to eclipse the revenue artists get from iTunes downloads earlier this year.

Does she not realize that artists actually make more money per stream on Spotify than they do per download on iTunes? What a dumb bitch.

Pretty sure she put up a download link for the app on the page a while ago. You probably just download it and log in.

You only get the stuff associated with that specific money amount, in addition to access to the app.

This is supposedly really new. The intended release date was like July 30th.

I'm very sorry that you don't understand the Explicit-Artcore Pop genre, Moses. All of the music represented here is completely biographical and comes from the heart. We don't indulge in the censorship and idolatry of the modern pop industry, so many people think we do this only to be shocking, but nothing could be further from the truth. For instance, Miss Phat Coochie is a song all about rejecting societal norms with regards to gender. We hope that it will become an anthem for all those suffering from gender dysphoria, obesity and sexual complexes involving Jesus. This movement is empowering and refuses to accept what has been forced upon it by the world at large. As such, I feel compelled to call you a patriarchal shitlord for trying to bring us down. I was under the impression that you were more evolved than that.

I worked on 12 of the 16 tracks on the deluxe edition of TOSTB's latest masterpiece. http://downloadthesacredslut.tumblr.com/ My Productions: They Call Me Lady Labia Illuminaughty Seanc

That photo.

I much prefer Pussy Galore.

Hope it's halfway decent, unlike all of Pharrell's recent work.

I think her general shitty stage presence, awful vocals, terrible dancing and lack of talent is going to end her. I also tried to make a setlist for this performance the other day, just for fun, but I couldn't come up with a list of her hits that were memorable enough to fill a 15 minute setlist.

The way she describes her relationship with Willy makes me really jealous. That's some Stepford Wives shit. Glad to hear something new's coming, though!

Jason Momoa as Aquaman. I would trade at least one testicle to mount Khal Drogo.