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This one though @USNBen @mflynny @USNavy @rihanna if you guys weren't too busy being obnoxious cunts, you'd know she was referrin to her fanbase Rihannanavy — Denzel (@DNZLX) November 30, 2013

OH! And yesterday at Wal*Mart we were baby clothes shopping since Lizzy is going to pop out any second & their baby section had a sign that said "Buy two get one free on all discounted baby clothes" So we were on that shit, I had enough clothes for her to grow into from sizes new born to 18 months for under $200, pretty fucking great deal right? So we get up to the register, it's like 5:45 pm, and the cashier said that the sale wasn't valid until 10pm. I told her the sign was up so they had to give me the sale & she said the sign wasn't valid until 10 & I told her the sign said nothing about 10 & she called her manager over (I wasn't being bitchy or anything surprisingly, I was actually pretty chill about it" and the manager told me the same thing & told me to either wait in line until 10 or I could back & put all the clothes away. I was PISSED at that point, like bitch, I'm 9 months pregnant, you want me to go back there & put a years worth of clothes back? Just no... Anyway, I told the manager to stop being a prick & either take the sign down (since 2 other moms in line with me thought the deal was going on too) or he can take all our the clothes & shove them up his ass. He ended up giving everyone the discount early & now Lizzy will look flawless year round

Okay, let me bitch about Black Friday 'sales' In August, we were tv shopping since we had saved up for a few months & our piece of shit tv kept randomly cutting off. Anyway, so we see a tv at Wal*Mart, 60 inches for $600. Not a bad deal at all for what it was. Came with a dvd player attached to it & the picture quality was AMAZING! So we went back in September to buy it & it jumped up to 675, we thought maybe the price would go back down during a sale or something so we waited. Went back about a month later, the tv was now $750. We ended up buying a different tv. Okay, then we went to Wal*Mart Sunday morning, and a thing on the tv said "Special Black Friday Deal! Was $750 now only $625" Like really bitches? They raised the price of it twice then dropped it to the above the normal price so you think you have a deal! And all these clothing stores online have these '50% off deals' or 'buy one get one' on whatever product they're selling. Most of the time, that stuff was in the clearance section anyway. I saw this on Lane Bryant's website. A dress I wanted was only $15 last week, originally $85, went out & got a gift card yesterday so I could buy it since I figures it'd be cheaper because of black friday. Today, the same dress is 'on sale' for $35. Like really? In short, black friday is nothing but a rip off created by big businesses to trick you into buying & the government trying to boost the economy a bit around the holidays. It's nothing but one big scam.

They never said they were Marilyn/JFK though. Infact, she referred to him as President Kelly & Robert. JFK wasn't the only president to have an affair. Anyway, I hope he gets burning diarrhea today.

I thought she said she's only had 2 boyfriends & hasn't dated anyone else?

Slap a disco stick on that thing & bring it over to my place

I hate this show because of the bullshit over-hype Betty White's gotten the past few years. Liza Minnelli was in a Snickers commercial first & didn't become a thing Anyway, Blanch is my favorite because she's probably the only person in the world as slutty as me Omg can that be a thing on here? I want a smiley

Funny, Gaga's flop album still sells better than basic bitches best

I just heard on the news that Katy Perry is getting a bunch of shit for her racist costume

It's only the 4th time ever we did the alphabet, I'm not too mean to him, yet

Jesse, the kid I nanny, is only 17 months & already knows his colors, shapes, numbers & now he's almost nailed his alphabet (thanks to his flawless nanny tbh) Anyway, he's almost 2 years ahead intellectually, I recorded us saying the alphabet, only for the 4th time ever, & he's perfect. You know your crust ass took months to learn that shit. (Obligatory when will your favs? ) [soundcloud]https://soundcloud.com/trayertrash/jesse[/soundcloud]

I thought you were being shitty & saying you hoped she got better as a joke but I'm glad you weren't. It's going great btw She's due in less than 3 weeks

Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure 2: Dreams Do Come True It follows her Broadway career, the struggles she face & her realization that Broadway may be harder than she though. In the end though, she realizes it's what she's meant to do & becomes the next Bernadette Peters & slays the world. If this happens, I want money from Disney

It doesn't even have to be sassy, just not a damn Christmas album. Watch it be a Hanukkah album

If she does a Christmas album, I'm out.

I'm sorry, I was a big hormonal emotional wreck yesterday & was all defense about everything on the planet. Apparently being pregnant had turned me into a huge bitch lol. Forgive me boo?

Why does this sound some Perez wrote it? He has pretty much said word for word what 'Jacob' said on twitter, facebook & his site... Anyway, Applause isn't a flop. It didn't reach #1 but it's been in the top 10 for what, 13 weeks? How many other songs have had that kind of success recently? Everytime I turn on the radio it's on. Everytime I walk into FYE it's on. Everytime I walk into Target, the video is playing. I wish everyone would stop basing the success of an album based on if it's #1 or not. Every single artist have had hits & misses. Every single artist will have albums that don't hit #1 or not sell a million copies the first week. Bad Romance didn't hit #1 either, but it's not a flop. Since BTW came out, the whole stan wars bullshit has gotten a lot more vicious. You can't like two artist who are in a 'competition' without getting bashed by everyone & their mother. Hell, people have told me I can't listen to Gaga & Madonna & I need to pick a team. I love both so I'll keep listening to both The whole Bionic Project bullshit & the Katy/Madonna fans pre-ordering ARTPOP on iTunes then cancelling their purchase the day before it came out to try to make the album have lower numbers is proof of how immature the stan wars have become. If you don't like an artist there's no need to constantly sit online and bash them. Just don't buy their music, don't listen to them & don't go on their music videos & talk shit. How hard is it to understand that? Anyway, I'm all moody & hormonal right so, so I'm just going to keep ranting. Gaga has openly said her drug addiction is something that she deals with everyday & I find it disgusting that people constantly use it in an attempt to bash her. I had a serious drug problem a few years ago & honestly, I've lost respect for every single person on the site that has made a mockery out of it. You have no idea what it's like to have drugs becoming your only friend & people coming into your life trying to take them away. You have no idea what it's like to be be in this place in your life where you feel like you've finally gotten better then relapsing out of the blue. You don't know how painful the craving to get that last high in can be both mentally and physically. The shakes, the depression, the sense of complete loneliness if something I hope none of you have to experience. Until you have to go through that shit, I suggest you either encourage Gaga and others in their recovery or keep your fucking mouth shut.

I started bursted out crying when I watched it. Emotional pregnant bitch + sad Gaga = a fucking breakdown

YES!!! Now buy her album on iTunes & help me make her famous!

Download Stranded Mermaid's album for free on bandcamp, or, if you want to be a good person, buy it on iTunes! She has a great voice, almost Lana-like, but more surf-pop, great lyrics and she's a great & beautiful person both inside & out. She's extremely underrated & deserves massive amounts of success & love from the world http://strandedmermaid.bandcamp.com/ https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dark-downbeat-film-noir/id647783790?ign-mpt=uo%3D4

Watching it now. Omg the BTW part

I have no idea, but on literally every single site that's all I see. Youtube is the worst.

BRAZIL LOVES MILEY!!!!!! MILEY COME TO BRAZIL!!! LIKE IF YOU'RE A BRAZILIAN SMILER!!! I'M FROM BRAZIL SOMEHOW I'M BETTER THAN YOU AND WE ALL LOVE ARTISTS MORE THAN YOU DFHLAS;FHSDILGHSFI;OGH;SDJKLHG

I can't stand Sarah Jessica Horseface either, I despise Carrie's character, I could rant all damn day about the reasons why I hate Carre lol but Charlotte & Samantha (sometimes Miranda) make the show. I've told you to watch at least 20 shows lol have you started any?