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I thought everyone was supposed to love them now because that dude died.

Kristen Bell gets off on sloths. Amanda Seyfried is a talentless pie face. She can't sing, can't act & I hope Cady Heron pushes in front of a bus. Tina Majorino was in Napoleon Dynamite... Do I need to say more? For flawless acting & complex characters, watch The United States Of Tara

Eww... people actually watched that shit?

How do you not know there's maggots in it though?

Kick off that cunt Jenny McCarthy & bring in Britney Spears.

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I bought her albums on iTunes because I legit felt really bad

I feel really bad... I just downloaded all her albums yesterday

Her eyebrows remind me of Amanda Palmer

All I can think of is 'garen panty'

Why doesn't Ke$ha buy herself out of her contract, or will Luke not do that?

This one though @USNBen @mflynny @USNavy @rihanna if you guys weren't too busy being obnoxious cunts, you'd know she was referrin to her fanbase Rihannanavy — Denzel (@DNZLX) November 30, 2013

OH! And yesterday at Wal*Mart we were baby clothes shopping since Lizzy is going to pop out any second & their baby section had a sign that said "Buy two get one free on all discounted baby clothes" So we were on that shit, I had enough clothes for her to grow into from sizes new born to 18 months for under $200, pretty fucking great deal right? So we get up to the register, it's like 5:45 pm, and the cashier said that the sale wasn't valid until 10pm. I told her the sign was up so they had to give me the sale & she said the sign wasn't valid until 10 & I told her the sign said nothing about 10 & she called her manager over (I wasn't being bitchy or anything surprisingly, I was actually pretty chill about it" and the manager told me the same thing & told me to either wait in line until 10 or I could back & put all the clothes away. I was PISSED at that point, like bitch, I'm 9 months pregnant, you want me to go back there & put a years worth of clothes back? Just no... Anyway, I told the manager to stop being a prick & either take the sign down (since 2 other moms in line with me thought the deal was going on too) or he can take all our the clothes & shove them up his ass. He ended up giving everyone the discount early & now Lizzy will look flawless year round

Okay, let me bitch about Black Friday 'sales' In August, we were tv shopping since we had saved up for a few months & our piece of shit tv kept randomly cutting off. Anyway, so we see a tv at Wal*Mart, 60 inches for $600. Not a bad deal at all for what it was. Came with a dvd player attached to it & the picture quality was AMAZING! So we went back in September to buy it & it jumped up to 675, we thought maybe the price would go back down during a sale or something so we waited. Went back about a month later, the tv was now $750. We ended up buying a different tv. Okay, then we went to Wal*Mart Sunday morning, and a thing on the tv said "Special Black Friday Deal! Was $750 now only $625" Like really bitches? They raised the price of it twice then dropped it to the above the normal price so you think you have a deal! And all these clothing stores online have these '50% off deals' or 'buy one get one' on whatever product they're selling. Most of the time, that stuff was in the clearance section anyway. I saw this on Lane Bryant's website. A dress I wanted was only $15 last week, originally $85, went out & got a gift card yesterday so I could buy it since I figures it'd be cheaper because of black friday. Today, the same dress is 'on sale' for $35. Like really? In short, black friday is nothing but a rip off created by big businesses to trick you into buying & the government trying to boost the economy a bit around the holidays. It's nothing but one big scam.

They never said they were Marilyn/JFK though. Infact, she referred to him as President Kelly & Robert. JFK wasn't the only president to have an affair. Anyway, I hope he gets burning diarrhea today.

I thought she said she's only had 2 boyfriends & hasn't dated anyone else?

Slap a disco stick on that thing & bring it over to my place

I hate this show because of the bullshit over-hype Betty White's gotten the past few years. Liza Minnelli was in a Snickers commercial first & didn't become a thing Anyway, Blanch is my favorite because she's probably the only person in the world as slutty as me Omg can that be a thing on here? I want a smiley

Funny, Gaga's flop album still sells better than basic bitches best

I just heard on the news that Katy Perry is getting a bunch of shit for her racist costume

It's only the 4th time ever we did the alphabet, I'm not too mean to him, yet

Jesse, the kid I nanny, is only 17 months & already knows his colors, shapes, numbers & now he's almost nailed his alphabet (thanks to his flawless nanny tbh) Anyway, he's almost 2 years ahead intellectually, I recorded us saying the alphabet, only for the 4th time ever, & he's perfect. You know your crust ass took months to learn that shit. (Obligatory when will your favs? ) [soundcloud]https://soundcloud.com/trayertrash/jesse[/soundcloud]

I thought you were being shitty & saying you hoped she got better as a joke but I'm glad you weren't. It's going great btw She's due in less than 3 weeks

Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure 2: Dreams Do Come True It follows her Broadway career, the struggles she face & her realization that Broadway may be harder than she though. In the end though, she realizes it's what she's meant to do & becomes the next Bernadette Peters & slays the world. If this happens, I want money from Disney