trayertrash

Tell me I'm your daddy, honey Beard me and tell you no one will love you Better than I do

What if I said I'll lose the tits, glue on Andrew Lincoln's beard scraps and let you call me daddy while I rail your ass hole

You are so pretty. You're prettier than anyone else on phf (besides me obvs) Your prettiness makes people jealous. I want to hug you because you're pretty. Let me lick your ass hole boo.

You could always save it up and give me an amazon giftcard for my 30th birthday

I just noticed there aren't ads on here anymore

You have adblock on your own site, meanwhile this is the only site i don't use adblock on and sometimes click on ads when I'm bored.

I'm not sure if you know, but at the top right where the facebook, twitter, etc. twitter is the only one that works.

Wait really? I should be MOTM in April in honor of my birthday - and the rest of the year because I'm pretty.

If you're only here for trade then why continue to post elsewhere? Like chill the fuck out and move on with your life. The rest of us are here to have fun.

I'm glad my friend @Countess made this site

I hate you so much

I'm glad @Cypher is my friend and we get to bounce music off of each other. Most of my unreleased came from him.

"you two" okay but I'm literally one of the kindest and least shadiest people on this forum and have never gone out of my way to say anything unless it was necessary.

What does that even mean? You can go back to that exciting life you live and leave my friend and this forum alone.

Are you really acting like having online friends is something to pity while you're sitting there wasting hours of your time posting out-of-context screenshots and causing childish drama on a forum you supposedly hate?

Once I'm mod I'll make it happen Wait, have I ever been member of the month?

That wouldn't cover half of my wishlist

I think PHF can be improved by @Cypher buying everything on my Amazon wishlist and the rest of the forum sending me $1000 each via paypal

If you remember my birthday why haven't I ever received a gift?

I know you only asked to find out when my birthday is. It's April 23rd and I accept money, cds, sloths, Jane Fonda posters, candy and hugs

That's who I was referring to but everyone else I know posted just a few times and disappeared within a day or two. I don't hear about the site that often though. If there's a tinychat session and someone mentions being tired of lb I tell them to come on here and they usually either have an account but joined when it was a bit slower or don't like it because there's not enough active members to give them constant attention and entertainment. and I think another thing that people dislike is that most of us are on, or have been on, other forums so they don't see the point in joining a forum that consists of the same people from the other 5 forums they're on.

The only things I've heard are ex-members saying it's a flop/we're all assholes because something leaked that they were still trying to trade or they posted a few times in the trading thread but couldn't get anyone to trade with them