"Things to do in America."
Ashley.
You'll never get the chance unless you do it now!!! $500 down payment, $2,000/hour!! (I take cash, and most major credit cards. Late fees and restrictions may apply. She'll do anything as long as it's BDSM. Don't even try to bring up Christian Grey or she'll murder you and we'll have more than your first $2,500. Each session only an hour and after that, the rates go up $100 a minute. If you need music to fuck to, you'll have to listen to whatever the Ashley picks. CAUTION: Whatever the Ashley may pick might not be your favorite genre, it just might happen to be Slayer's new album or Butthole Surfers. WARNING: Only condoms are used unless she says so. If she says to take it off, risk of your dick falling off from holiness, a pregnancy may occur, or internal bleeding from your soggy pussy being slain by Ashley's pussy. Ashley, also known as @trayertrash, has limitations and you have to abide by them and if not, off with your head. Both heads. Internal moaning may occur. Drowsiness, laziness, hopelessness, death, burst eardrums, and other side effects may occur. If you have hopelessness, it's okay, it's just because you know you'll never have a pussy like hers.)