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Hello, hello? C-Can you hear me on the toilet?

This Is What It Feels Like On The Toilet

Dark Paradise On The Toilet

Piece Of Me On The Toilet

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So today, for like an hour and a half or two, AKA showed up on iTunes. It got taken down pretty quickly, though. Nobody's saying whether or not they bought it on iTunes and hopefully if it was an official mistake, someone did buy it and will come forward about it...

I HIGHLY doubt she'd bring Missy Elliott of all people. She hasn't been popular or well known for years and that remix wasn't even on the radio or anything. It would be so random for the people who aren't Katy stans

But I ain't promiscuous. And if you were suspicious, All that shit is fictitious. I blow kisses I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO POST EXACTLY THE SAME THING. I love that our minds work the same way! In The Nick of Time is still a great name for a mixtape tho. Should be called In The Nicki Of Time if you ask me...

Okay so I really have a few things to rant about. You might not want to read all three of these, but these are the three that I can think of off the top of my head. Please, feel free to rant and some pop artists that annoy you, too. Btw, this isn't meant to offend anyone, it's just something I've seen on FOTP and other forums that has been bugging the absolute shit out of me. Seriously, I know I'm going to offend SOMEONE on this forum, not sure who, but someone. This wasn't specifically towards anyone, either. #1) Madonna. Fucking stop. Girl. This is referring to your songs S.E.X. and Best Night. I do NOT need to know that you're "getting on top... soaking wet... back and forth till you break the bed." Seriously. "I'm an open door, let you come inside of me." I don't need to know that your almost 60 year old, wrinkly, loose as fuck vagina is soaking wet, with a guy cumming inside of you. Regarding 'Best Night,' I really like the song. I understand the whole song isn't about breaking the bed, but you're almost 60. Why the fuck are you singing about "We're gonna be like gangsters tonight." Who is the last gangster you know, fucking Al Capone? He was probably the first person you let break the bed, putting your hands around their neck, getting soaking wet for... Moving on... #2... Gaga fans... Okay. This is targeted to some of the LGBTQ fans. I understand that you think that she "saved" you and "helped" you through so much... But how the fuck did she help you come out of the closet? When did she ever go to your parents, friends, peers and teach them about the fact that sexuality isn't something worth shunning someone over? Did she really help you when she was singing about sex dreams, having a bad romance, not answering the telephone, or being in love with Judas? How the fuck do any of those songs help you come out? I get it, she has a couple songs, A COUPLE. Born This Way and Hair are like, the only really self empowerment songs she has. STOP saying she helped you. If another artist (*cough cough* Lana *cough cough*) would've filled her shoes in being the pop star at 2007-2008, would you really've died? She didn't fucking save you from anything. Lana would've been singing about being a gogo dancer, yayo, and going to the goddamn pawn shop. The only person relevant would've been Ellen... Seriously. This is coming from someone who identifies as bisexual. If anything, whatever she did for the LGBTQ community was for PUBLICITY and MARKETING. #3 Azaelia Banks' music vs. her personality. I understand the whole thing where she thinks that Iggy Azalea is trash and shit... But please, go to her and hash it out personally, not publicly. Her music is okay, it's not bad, but I like it from what I've heard, but the way she goes about things makes me want to fucking puke and it turns me away from her music. It literally makes me want to delete her discography. Why the fuck do you feel the need to drag another artist who just so happens to be doing something you believe should be entitled to you because of race better than you already do? Get the fuck over it with your little irrelevant, 15,000 copies sold, single-filled record that barely anyone cared about. Just because Iggy could do what you do better doesn't mean shit. At least she can sell. She might have some people writing with her and even for her, but let's be honest. When doesn't an artist buy a song from someone else? Fucking crawl back into your dark hole of irrelevancy and keep using that Twitter to attack people for no reason (other than racially discriminating people... And yes, you can and do discriminate against more than one race.) Okay... I need to stop. I'm getting really pissed off... lmao

What is there to drag? I don't think I ever spoke to her. Have you ever even offended anyone on this forum? lmao

I'm subscribed to JennaMarbles (the queen who follows me on Twitter because I threatened her by saying "Follow me or I'll stab your vag with a fork" and it worked), I used to watch Smosh, Shane Dawson, iJustine, Shanna Malcolm, and Joey Graceffa, but I've kind of grown away from them. I'll check their channels out every once in a while. I usually watch Kalel Kitten (formerly watchusliveandstuff), Trisha Paytas, and occasionally I'll check out what Gigi Gorgeous is doing.

YASSS QUEEN!!!

If it helps, I've never thought you were nice and have always viewed you as a dry wrinkled cut. Aww, thank you! I feel exactly the same way about you! Omg sis, you've gotta tell me the tea. Who was it? OMGIwonderwho Well normally I wouldn't snitch but since it's an ex-friend... Her name was Nicole and she registered on this site to trade using some other alias. Natalia or Natalee I think? I don't really remember.. Anywayy she got so mad since no-one would trade with her that she deleted her account and started sending me paragraphs dragging individual members on here lmaoo. Serves that bitch right for not sharing.. I wonder who all she dragged...

Right? I was on bestgore (don't judge me) and someone sent me a link what's bestgore? You don't want to know You better tell us now you've hyped it up so much! It's basically a website that shows you complete gore. Videos and pictures of decapitations, car accidents where people get hurt or die on camera, people getting their heads chopped off with small knives in 3rd world countries for their religion... You wanted to know...

This is me when I don't wanna talk to people tbh.

Mariah who?

I've been wondering for a while now, how did everyone get here to PHF? Sooooo tell how you got to PHF here! I got here whenever the PHF radio show was happening in April 2014 and people at the show were saying "Tell LB that a new Lana song is gonna leak so we can get more listeners." So I came here, listened to the show for the rest of it, and then made an account, trying to see what was going on. Then I got pissed off because nobody leaked anything (which made me not like PHF), so I left for a few months and Ashley was like "Oh, you should come back to PHF and get to know the forum..." So... I did and here I am.

He used to call me CT That stood for (Ashley's doctor for) colonic treatments.

Hmm interesting... I wonder what he claims to know Katy stuff?

Tbh As If! is slaying me so hard right now

Guy Ferreira

Right? I was on bestgore (don't judge me) and someone sent me a link Tbqh, that website's pretty interesting, if you can deal with it. When I first went there, I had that feeling you get when you first kill someone (you know how it is in the movies, and no, I haven't killed anyone) like that website has a lot of shock value.

Honestly though, where did you find this link, Ashley? Did you like, google dead bodies or some shit?

So what you meant to say is that Kesha was channeling Sky. When was this shoot?

Considering this shoot was taken before Kesha straightened her hair and went super-blonde, it's the other way around. This picture looks like there's a little bit of purple in it and that's what I was referring to, when Kesha dyed her hair purple in like, July