Cypher

Ashley reported it before I could! The scheduled plan fell through thanks to low sales of ARTPOP. However, each sample being handed out costs $0.05, so that'll rack up to be a hefty amount in no time. We're expecting the same amount of people to show up as did in Walmart with B. If that happens, Gaga's gonna lose another $37.50 on the soap samples. The record label is currently deciding whether this loss will be too great, if it is, I hear they're going to drop Gaga.

One can only hope this retirement is permanent!

One can only hope this retirement is permanent!

Simon thinks Gaga is a flop because "True Romance" never hit #1, in fact, it was so bad, it was never even written/recorded. That's why Simon think she's a flop.

Simon thinks Gaga is a flop because "True Romance" never hit #1, in fact, it was so bad, it was never even written/recorded. That's why Simon think she's a flop.

Next?

Next?

This is the newly leaked information that wasn't meant to be released early!

This is the newly leaked information that wasn't meant to be released early!

I have the HTC Inspire, and the app isn't even compatible with my phone.

I have the HTC Inspire, and the app isn't even compatible with my phone.

Beyonc

Beyonc

Was that intentional?

Was that intentional?

Yup! Big Bang, 2NE1, etc. all under the watchful eye of Teddy Park. Do a vocal thing, Then a beatbox thing, Throw some confetti, Boom, double platinum. Retire.

Yup! Big Bang, 2NE1, etc. all under the watchful eye of Teddy Park. Do a vocal thing, Then a beatbox thing, Throw some confetti, Boom, double platinum. Retire.

I much prefer YG. I'll be your manager and help you come up with that #1 single! It'll be flopmazing!

I much prefer YG. I'll be your manager and help you come up with that #1 single! It'll be flopmazing!

I just realized she's grabbing crotch.

I just realized she's grabbing crotch.