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We are not all garbage.

Yes, it is true that wee can be:

A jerk, inconsiderate, rude, ungrateful, disrespectful, messy, sloppy, leave the toilet seat up, leave our underwear on the floor, hog the remote, watch way too much sports - except basketball-  I hate basketball, pick our nose, scratch our body parts - anytime anywhere, spit it public, burp and laugh about it, talk about your friends behind their backs - but only cus they keep you away from us-.......

But We can also be:

kind, loving, protective, endearing, a shoulder to cry on, remember your birthday - don't forget to send us a text reminding us to remember -, go to to a movie we absolutley hate - just for you -, take you to your favorite restaurant even though we may hate the food - just so we can be with you -, take out the garbage during our favorite show - even though you could have waited to ask us during a commercial -, and if it came down to it.....We would take a bullet for you......

Why?

Because even though we can be all those things above....the most important of all......IS.....

We Love You. 

And that my friends is a "Man" in a nutshell. 

If you use this anywhere else, I want credit......Because after all.....We are also selfish.