Tweener

[Verse 1]
This is my sad Christmas song
I've had it stuck in my head all day long
I wrote it in the car on my ride home
Cause I knew I'd walk in the door and I'd be alone
Why'd I even put up that fuckin' tree?
If there's no one here that's gonna see
Just how pretty she looks on Christmas Eve
Cause there's no one here next to me

[Chorus 1]
This is my sad Christmas song
So I light another bong
I turn on the radio
I binge watch our favorite shows
This year feels kind of lame
But the last one was the same
"Where's your holiday spirit?" they say
It's taking off on a plane
This is my sad Christmas song
Fa lalalala

[Verse 2]
I always thought that Santa was kind of cute
There's something about his beard, big belly, and boots
I left Santa more than cookies this year
I thought he might appreciate a few beers
That's why I'm always on the naughty list
He said cause when I get drunk, I'm always showing my tits
He leaned in for a kiss and he got real near
I had to stop Santa and say "My true love ain't here"

[Chorus 2]
This is my sad Christmas song
So I rip another bong
I never been good at making plans
Next year, I'm gonna be with my man
My little sister says I'm the Grinch
But my mom thinks I'm just a bitch
Why did you have to go?
We were under the mistletoe
This is my sad Christmas song
Fa lalalala
Fa lalala

[Bridge: Fa lalala in background]
Missing you on fuckin' Christmas
Why did you have to go?
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
Know I miss you so
Missing you on fuckin' Christmas
Why did you have to go?
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
Know I miss you so

[Outro]
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
(Fa lalalala
Fa lalalala)
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
(Fa lalalala
Fa lalalala)
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
(Fa lalalala
Fa lalalala)
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
(Fa lalalala)