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This little bitch is really pissing me off. They keep taking all the songs I've uploaded to the exclusives section and posting them on their own SoundCloud for attention. The first person who can PM me with the identity of this person (aka their username), as well as concrete proof that it's them, gets $1000 PHF credits to spend in the shop. Get snooping!

Ugly? Fat? Idts.

It's not my fault if I do. God blessed me with a horse's appendage and I can't change it.

Slide #1. Sadly he doesn't realise that nobody's here for his attention seeking, hypocritical ways and just keeps continues in his struggle to remain relevant. Isn't it better than having fans who do this tho?

Omg, kay. I'll add them all to my list!

Oh gurl, this isn't a new thing. Did you miss the not so subtle shade he throws every week on Twitter?

Omg, I forgot about that! Didn't he call her a whore or something as well and leak personal pics of her from MySpace? He has no right to judge anybody tbh.

I love how these cunts just blame Gaga for everything her fanbase does. First of all, I've been on LM a heap recently, and I haven't seen any of these pictures by anyone who's actually under 18. So either it's not happening and Perez is making it up or it is happening but Gaga's LM admins are doing a damn good job of deleting them ASAP. Second of all, even if they were posting those pics, is it really that big of a problem? Half of them are wearing underwear and even if they're not they're covering up all the important pics. If Perez really wants to tackle such issues he should discuss the child sex industry which continues to grow in his home country of the US every year. That's all.

The struggle to be young is real. :'(

:hail: SLAYGA! Topping lists and charts with a cut off tour, a "flop" album and a hip injury. When will your fave? How the hell did Calvin get so high though? It's not like he's had any huge hits since 'We Found Love', which wasn't even his song.

OMFG. The only thing I've seen her in is Bridesmaids, but I think I'll have to check out The Heat because this is hilarious and everyone's telling me how good it is. Is This Is 40 any good? And should I get into Lena Dunham/Girls? Halp plz.

Omg, okay. Well the first person I ever stanned for was Gaga, who I still stan for to this day. She was the first person to get me interested in pop music/music in general and I'll always love her no matter how much she changes. In 2007 I got into Rihanna with the Rated R album and I stanned for her up until this Unapologetic era tbh, now she's just a mess. In 2008 I downloaded Blackout by Britney and started getting into her majorly. I stanned for her until Femme Fatale but I still like her tbh. I stanned for Azealia like as soon as '212' came out but I've lost major respect for her with all these Twitter beefs. I never liked Lana when 'Video Games' out, mainly because I found her fanbase super annoying and dramatic. But after I listened to 'Summertime Sadness' one day I kind of fell in love and I still am, despite her major Gaga shade. I stanned for Nicola Roberts when I heard Cinderella's Eyes and I liked Cheryl Cole's solo stuff so I was super excited when I heard Girls Aloud was reuniting. Sadly they were only together for another year before breaking up for good, but I recently bought all their albums and so I'm catching up on all their old stuff anyway. There's a lot of other artists I've stanned for a while or so when their album came out and then lost interest in after a few years of nothing happening, but at the moment my Holy Trinity would be like: 1. Lady Gaga 2. Lana Del Rey 3. Girls Aloud

Come and sit on daddy's knee and he'll give you a shiny gold watch. Your name is now Norma Jean.

One girl group to rule them all.

:hail: #GIRLSALOUDREVOLUTION

Spill dat tea gorl!

You're just jealous of our relationship.

V Magazine Photoshoot: What do you guys think of Gaga's new look? Personally I like the natural look she's going for but it doesn't say ARTPOP to me. Hopefully there are some other looks she rocked during the photoshoot.

Same.

YES. POST A PIC OF YOU AND DAWNELLE.

When did I ever say it was a highlight in their discography, or even a strong point? Stop putting words in my mouth baby boy. It's a flawless song and that's all.

How is it generic? Are you really trying to tell me that there's other songs on the radio that sound like 'Beautiful'? Keep spilling your nasty, cold, damp teabags everywhere boo. I have a steaming hot pot of Earl Gray here ready to be poured.

Do you really want me to post the transcript of that hour-long conversation of you asking me, "Mo? Are you horny? Mo, let me send you my dick pics. Mo, where did you go? Mo?" My body is flawless and I'm not afraid to show it. Maybe if you had as much self-confidence you would be doing better in your life. #PawsUp