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She had sex with...what?

AWWW! Britney always lights up around kids, it's so sweet to watch! Death at them doing that choreography better than her tho. I really hope she performs on Ellen, that would be amazing! I think Gaga's there next week as well but she's confirmed she won't be performing. :'(

THANK YOU! Do you have any info on the unreleased songs? Like what was recorded when? I wanna put together a pack for her but I'm not sure what's from where!

Did anyone actually watch that movie tho? I'm pretty sure she could just pretend it never happened.

Oooh it could be...She should clear that up tbqh.

WHAT AN EVIL WITCH! BITCH BE TRYING TO OUTSKATE US ALL! But legit, she actually sounds cool! If they changed the lyrics up this could be a hit for someone like Ke$ha. I love her!

And meanwhile she's hosting ARTPOP Q&A's on Twitter, organising every outfit to a tee, taking photos with all her fans and starting an entirely new album? IS SOME BITCH REALLY GONNA TRY AND TELL ME SHE AIN'T THE HARDEST WORKING MOTHERFUCKER UP IN HERE

Right? I bet she's pregnant. I don't know why else he would marry her.

ANOTHER NEW TRAILER! Such flawless acting skills! "Mmhmm...mmhmmm...yeah." SOMEONE GIVE THIS GIRL AN OSCAR!

She just posted this on Twitter: Um...isn't she like 12? Congrats, I guess!?

Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure 3: The Fall of Sharpay After Smash gets cancelled, Sharpay is jobless and broke, having spent all her money on her burgeoining alcohol addiction. While she at first moves in with her parents, Sharpay is soon homeless with nothing but a chihuahua for company. Suddenly, a homeless man offers Sharpay $20 for a blowjob. Will she accept? Will Sharpay make it on the mean streets of New York? Find out soon!

#GOTOTHECINEMASTOSEEMACHETEKILLS

I'M DYING Anyway, I would be okay with a Christmas EP for her to test the waters with! But I'd of course prefer a full length dance-pop or power pop album from her. Watch it just be a new song on some soundtrack tho.

Aww, I love seeing the beautiful PHFamily kiss and make up.

YASSSSSSSS ASHSLAY! I'm so excited! Guilty Pleasure is a total jam, and let's not forget this instant classic: Do y'all want some new music from Ashley? And if so, what kind of genre do you want: R&B like Headstrong or rock like GP?

Ugh, I'm so annoyed that we're not even getting any of those flawless tracks. :'( Did you see she was recording again a few months ago though? Hopefully her new material is just as good!

And most importantly... #JUSTICEFORBEGBORROWANDSTEAL :'(

#JusticeForSuperficial #JusticeForTheElectrickHotel #JusticeForGlassheart

Are you seriously trying to use the Examiner as a reliable source? Gurl... The person who wrote this article stole her photo from this poor girl's Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rivard/63718864/#in/faves-claudefraser/ And if you look at all her past articles they're all about bashing Gaga and proving Katy is the queen of pop. I can't with you.

RIGHT. That last sketch though...:'(

I know right? I think none of them have jobs so they can waste time doing that kinda thing. I know what you mean. We just keep getting P!nk again and again. GO AWAY P!NK. WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE.

Someone needs to update this.

Did anyone watch this? She was SO amazing! The perfect vocals! The flawless dance moves! The hilarious accents! The great acting! The self-parody! :hail: If you haven't watched it yet, you can do so here: http://gagamedia.net/?p=16960 What was your favourite skit?