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Flawless tbh! I hear she's also going to go to Bed, Bath And Beyond and buy everyone a brand new furnished bathroom in a few days. Can these reports be confirmed?

Have they still not sorted out the Android issues? Mess tbh. I thought she said she'd worked on this for over a year. Did they just not bother to test it or...?

Have they still not sorted out the Android issues? Mess tbh. I thought she said she'd worked on this for over a year. Did they just not bother to test it or...?

I shed a tear at the end. Such a tragic life. :'(

I shed a tear at the end. Such a tragic life. :'(

Out of nowhere, a stunning Eurasian goddess rose from the ashes of the old people's home. His name was Cypher, and he was a talent scout! "I want to sign you as the tenth member of Girls' Generation" he told Mo. Mo was laughing all the way to the bank and held onto Cypher as they both flew away together. But what would happen to Cunt, Casey, and Gayfid? Perhaps the oncoming surprise of a young boy named Beauty King would provide the answer.

Out of nowhere, a stunning Eurasian goddess rose from the ashes of the old people's home. His name was Cypher, and he was a talent scout! "I want to sign you as the tenth member of Girls' Generation" he told Mo. Mo was laughing all the way to the bank and held onto Cypher as they both flew away together. But what would happen to Cunt, Casey, and Gayfid? Perhaps the oncoming surprise of a young boy named Beauty King would provide the answer.

Unaware of Casey's magical penis, Mo laid cold and lifeless on the gravel. Cunt Face shed a single tear of despair. He had loved Mo the whole time, but never told him. How could he bring him back?

Unaware of Casey's magical penis, Mo laid cold and lifeless on the gravel. Cunt Face shed a single tear of despair. He had loved Mo the whole time, but never told him. How could he bring him back?

It turned out that Dayfid had come back thanks to Casey's magic penis. Little did anyone know that Casey was a secret necrophiliac who fucked all the boys who came into the morgue he worked at. The combination of Gayfid's whette pussy and Casey's majestic penis caused a chemical reaction which not only brough Gayfid back to life, but also blew up the morgue and the old folk's home entirely.

It turned out that Dayfid had come back thanks to Casey's magic penis. Little did anyone know that Casey was a secret necrophiliac who fucked all the boys who came into the morgue he worked at. The combination of Gayfid's whette pussy and Casey's majestic penis caused a chemical reaction which not only brough Gayfid back to life, but also blew up the morgue and the old folk's home entirely.

Casey had a very large penis which was ill-matched for Cunt's teensy-tiny vagina. Casey's penis was at least 10 inches long and very veiny.

Casey had a very large penis which was ill-matched for Cunt's teensy-tiny vagina. Casey's penis was at least 10 inches long and very veiny.

Which wasn't hard to do, considering how tight and petite Mona Lisa's cunt actually is.

Which wasn't hard to do, considering how tight and petite Mona Lisa's cunt actually is.

There lived a little boy named Cunt Face.

There lived a little boy named Cunt Face.

Omg, at the beginning of this year I stanned for Azealia too, but when she started shit with first Rita, then Gaga, I lost all respect for her. Also, can we just mention how spot on I was with this post? #IlluminaMoStrikesAgain

Omg, at the beginning of this year I stanned for Azealia too, but when she started shit with first Rita, then Gaga, I lost all respect for her. Also, can we just mention how spot on I was with this post? #IlluminaMoStrikesAgain

Tbh, I like the people he collaborates with more than the man himself. But he's not really that bad! At least he's honest about his use of AutoTune, unlike some.

Tbh, I like the people he collaborates with more than the man himself. But he's not really that bad! At least he's honest about his use of AutoTune, unlike some.

True, but there's those people in every fanbase. They're all ridiculous.

True, but there's those people in every fanbase. They're all ridiculous.

Nobody hated XTina because she was "competition" tho. Lbr, she has nothing on Gaga. They hated her because she started this ridiculous hermaphrodite rumour back in like 2009.

Nobody hated XTina because she was "competition" tho. Lbr, she has nothing on Gaga. They hated her because she started this ridiculous hermaphrodite rumour back in like 2009.