Main Pop Girl

Tbh, she should just be getting shit because her performance was dreadful and that costume was completely irrelevant to the song.

K$ was on point with the dancing but she seemed nervous or something, her voice wasn't great. :'( On the other hand, Gaga was flawless vocally but her chemistry with Kelly still seemed really awkward. Great Big World (who even are they?) and Floptina seemed really forced. Miley's was cute but kinda boring after a while. And why the hell is Rihanna still promoting 'Diamonds'? Is that really the only song this bitch can sing?

I'm sorry Ashley, but I can't support this. He missed L and you didn't even punish him. How will he ever learn in life if you don't teach him while he's young? What if he grew up and could only type 'ady Gaga' and it was all your fault for never teaching him L? I hope you reconsider your actions and save him before it's too late.

I don't even count that mess as a real film.

UMMMMMM WHAT EVEN...

This! She's not really my thing but I'm impressed given she's doing it all independently.

I can't wait! I'm so excited to see what the plot is all about and see her legit acting skills!

She had sex with...what?

AWWW! Britney always lights up around kids, it's so sweet to watch! Death at them doing that choreography better than her tho. I really hope she performs on Ellen, that would be amazing! I think Gaga's there next week as well but she's confirmed she won't be performing. :'(

Did anyone actually watch that movie tho? I'm pretty sure she could just pretend it never happened.

Oooh it could be...She should clear that up tbqh.

WHAT AN EVIL WITCH! BITCH BE TRYING TO OUTSKATE US ALL! But legit, she actually sounds cool! If they changed the lyrics up this could be a hit for someone like Ke$ha. I love her!

And meanwhile she's hosting ARTPOP Q&A's on Twitter, organising every outfit to a tee, taking photos with all her fans and starting an entirely new album? IS SOME BITCH REALLY GONNA TRY AND TELL ME SHE AIN'T THE HARDEST WORKING MOTHERFUCKER UP IN HERE

Right? I bet she's pregnant. I don't know why else he would marry her.

ANOTHER NEW TRAILER! Such flawless acting skills! "Mmhmm...mmhmmm...yeah." SOMEONE GIVE THIS GIRL AN OSCAR!

She just posted this on Twitter: Um...isn't she like 12? Congrats, I guess!?

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I'M DYING Anyway, I would be okay with a Christmas EP for her to test the waters with! But I'd of course prefer a full length dance-pop or power pop album from her. Watch it just be a new song on some soundtrack tho.

Aww, I love seeing the beautiful PHFamily kiss and make up.

YASSSSSSSS ASHSLAY! I'm so excited! Guilty Pleasure is a total jam, and let's not forget this instant classic: Do y'all want some new music from Ashley? And if so, what kind of genre do you want: R&B like Headstrong or rock like GP?

Ugh, I'm so annoyed that we're not even getting any of those flawless tracks. :'( Did you see she was recording again a few months ago though? Hopefully her new material is just as good!

And most importantly... #JUSTICEFORBEGBORROWANDSTEAL :'(

#JusticeForSuperficial #JusticeForTheElectrickHotel #JusticeForGlassheart