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:hail: Is this at all inspired by 2001?

Only 2,373 more to go! *spams the link on dozens of Selena fansites*

Thank you for bringing this to our attention Cypher. I have signed it and sent it on to the rest of my church's youth group for them to do the same. I am glad someone is taking this seriously and making steps towards removing this violent and corrupting influence on our nation's youth from the country. #DeportBieber #JusticeForMo+HisCat

I do. But only because I used to watch The View.

NOOOOOO DON'T YOU DARE EVEN TRY AND SHADE QUEEN YOKO. She looked flawless and was classy as fuck as per usual! And omg, what was Fiona Apple's speech meant to be? Did she just decide to do that out of nowhere or...?

I always knew I was different. I just didn't fit in with the rest of my family for some reason...It all makes sense now.

I can't with her basing an entire album around a sassy gay character of hers and then using a homophobic rapper on one of the songs. And that's not even mentioning Chris Brown!

Omg, I'm so pressed at Lana tho. Like she RSVPed saying she would be there and I saw her name on the seating chart and everything, and then she didn't even bother coming. She let me down! Macklemore's performance was tacky as fuck imo. I'm not here for some annoying white guy trying to promote interracial and gay marriage for publicity. Gimmickmore imo. BUT YASS BONNIE LOOKS AMAZING! She's looking so thin at the moment though, I hope she's being healthy and knows we love her either way. :'(

Doubt it tbh. Why would she be having torture porn playing in the background while she sang 'Applause'? It makes no sense conceptually imo.

Don't forget Darkchild please. Why don't we just have a whole album called I Want The D, and it can be produced exclusively by Dev Hynes, Danja, Darkchild and David Guetta?

Agreed. There are no showstoppers there at all. Where's Gaga? Rih? Miley? Lana? Anyone at all interesting? And omg, I actually wanted Katy to win just so Bonnie could get on stage! But I'm kind of glad they didn't break the chain as well.

It was good, but it was basically a mash-up of her last Grammy's performance and her last AMA's performance. Get a new gimmick bitch.

Oh, P!nk's doing acrobatics. Again.

I'm considering just giving up on this show. I missed the only two people I was interested in seeing and the only people left are Willie Nelson and Taylor Swift. Brb while I wish my hair.

Omg, I missed Katy and Bey, who I actually wanted to see, and as soon as I get a working link the only person performing is Robin. Kill me.

YOU'RE A QUEEN! Thank god for Taylor Swift stans tbh.

Did Katy just try and rip off Gaga's iconic 'Highway Unicorn' performance tho? ALSO IF ANYONE HAS ANOTHER LINK I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER BECAUSE THAT ONE ISN'T WORKING FOR ME NOW. :'(

Hunter Hew tbh? I'm just here for Lana's surprise performance.

THANK YOU CYPHER. I'm using this now!

Omg, I wish the first one was official tho. She looks legit flawless!

OOOOH YEAH, 'Save Me' was one of my faves from the album, I loved it! And omg, 'Roman In Moscow' was another one I loved. I still have no idea why that wasn't on the album and 'Gun Shot' was.

Is that a threat Ashley? I'm warning you right now: my uncle is a lawyer and I have contacts in the cyber police. If anything happens to me, you're the first person they'll be looking for. Your Illuminati powers will have no effect on me as I am a man of God.

Bobby Campbell!

Omg. Well you are technically straight. This is probably a good thing.

More importantly, if you were downloading Photoshop purely to use in your scam, why were you stupid enough to ask me for it? I think you were secretly resenting Ashley for her coercion of you into this scam, and hence were seeking a way out and trying to let me catch you. If you admit to everything now, return the credits you stole to their rightful owner, and give the Flaming Fag award to whom it should belong, I won't ban you. Think about it Cypher. Do the right thing.