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I wish we were gayer boo. Then maybe Lana would tweet us as well. :'(

The only reason I'm not married is because you refuse to pop the question, trollop. *tries and fails to embed 'Single Ladies' music video*

SERIOUSLY? Most people would be honoured as fuck to be compared to Lana. I know I would.

Are you sure? I don't get a spousal visa or something? :'( What if I just drift in on a boat into American waters and get married to the first person I see super quickly? Do I get a green card then?

RIGHT. His hipster beard tho. It looks so dirty and disgusting, I wanna throw up.

Wishing rape on someone isn't cute. How would you like it if I said I wanted Andrea to get gang raped by a bunch of older prison thugs with a knife to her throat? [img width=255 height=200]

So the performers for the upcoming The Beatles tribute have all been announced, and it's looking pretty goof, but Gaga is notably absent. What do you guys think? Does this mean she definitely won't be performing at the show? It was pretty much confirmed until now, but maybe plans fell through. On the other hand, she could be appearing as a surprise guest or as a featured artist on someone else's tribute song. I just hope she didn't have to cancel because of whatever's going on in her personal life right now. :'( Check out the list of artists below:

Both of them look fine as fuck there.

Omg, that 'Build A Nation' remix is super good. The Kelly reference works so well! I wish they'd collaborated on an official song by now though, it's long overdue. :'( Here's one of my favourites. It's a mashup of Kanye West and Utada Hikaru, but it's so beautiful, I love it sfm. http://flipboitamidles.com/2013/03/10/passion-lockdown-kanye-west-vs-utada-hikaru/

There's nothing bad I can say about her for this tbh. It's a sweet thing to do. Although if I was in a vindictive mood, I would definitely say that if she really cared about charitable endeavors, she would have created her own charity by now, like queens Gaga and Britney. Then I would go on to realize that if Katy did ever create a charity with her mother, it would probably be an anti-gay rights charity, supported by Chick-Fil-A.

Liza.

Ashley, please stop spreading your untrue and vindictive lies about me to Cypher. I am aware that you are jealous of CyphMo's relationship, but that is no reason to try and destroy it from the inside out.

Thanks for sharing your feelings Ashley, this was a very informative and detailed post.

UGH STOP. I'm so jealous! I'm dying to go to Harajuku and become the Gothic Lolita Queen that rests dormant inside me. :'(

You'll have to ask Cypher for it, as I don't remember receiving any birthday thread from you last September.

Take my word that you're better off where you are tbh. Unless you're moving to Australia only temporarily for our wedding ceremony and to fly me back to California with you.

The lace front...

No...then it would be the sequel.

Right?! Even though I'm pretty sure America is actually doing better in terms of gay marriage than France is. Such a confusing country tbh. Maybe you could try eating salad.

When did he strut? The false advertising on ATRL... But anyway, y'all need to stop joking about prison rape. It's estimated to (at most) occur to around 21% of prison inmates, but it's hugely underreported so the number is definitely much higher than that. It's also much more likely to occur to those who are under 18, which Bieber isn't far off. It's really not something to joke about, and you both know as well as I do you wouldn't dare to if Bieber was a woman.