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My part got more viewers. I had that kid from Ender's Game play me and it was controversial.

YES! Thank you for finally realising this! Now move to Washington, D.C. and marry me so I can get dat green card.

Oooh, okay, thanks! Um, whoever drew Judy's face on the first two really fucked up her eyes. But I like the last one!

SO TRUE! Her story is touching and she truly makes me want to be a better, more voluptuous person. #SaintHeidi #GiveHeidiNobelPeacePrize

It's never too late! You can end up on here!

#BanTCW

Don't repost it! We'll all lose our memories! :'(

I'm not very good at making covers but I tried one for you! Here you go baby: Do you have a good one for The Wizard of Oz?

:hail: Perfect idea! Watch it hit #1!

Chris Crocker has a boyfriend and I don't?

The Light Years one is actually better than the original. But they really aren't happy with MiMi's covers. [img width=480 height=486] [img width=400 height=363]http://www.blahblahblahg.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/carey_arabia_07.jpg

LOVE her outfit, those tight dresses really show off her flawless boobs. Plus the gold detailing is amazing! I'm not sure if I like her wig tho...it's a nice style and everything, but it's very fake-looking. I'm not sure if it's fake in a good way or a bad way though.

#DidYouDeliberatelyWriteTheWordNuke #CallKorea #BombLuke

#NoWonderThere'sPanicInTheIndustryIMeanPlease #LeakBodyLanguagePart2

Yasss tbh! We should ask whoever did the 'Perfume' acoustic version to make us a mashup with Marilyn and Lana jamming out together. #TeamMariLana

Four metres? Omg! Imagine that thing wrapping itself around your mouth so you can't breathe...gross. I still feel kind of bad for it tho, on that boat like that with everyone prodding it and measuring it and stuff. I feel kind of mean watching it. It's not the squid's fault it's fucking huge. :'( Just leave it alone!

#JusticeForSpencer #SellMoreThan1CopyPlease #LeakSuperficialRemix

The colours are pretty dreadful tbh, and the material is just so prom. I can't with her rn. Moving this to the criminally underused 'Salon' section.

Get NASA on that shit Gaga.

I can't wait for the spinoff: $nook$ha & P-Wow Take Newshville!

Add 'Birthday' by Leighton Meester and 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' by Marilyn Monroe and you've got yourself a perfect playlist!

QUEEN FIRECROTCH! :hail:

Mess at the fact that we had a six month anniversary celebration but I didn't even remember to make a one year thread. I can't with how lazy we are. But yay, happy birthday PHF! I'm so glad we're around for another year so I can keep getting to know you flawless people. Even though this shit is a lot of work, and gets annoying sometimes when my lack of Internet knowledge gets in the way, I'm super happy that we've stuck by it and we're still here standing today. :'( Now let's all pussy pop to this flawless old-school jam by Princess RiRi. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leK4eoqwmfU#

Heartbreaking story tbh. :'( She's such a fighter and I'm so glad she got through all the hardships in her life so that we can all enjoy her beautiful personality and music. Her new single 'Skyscraper' is out this Monday, make sure to invest in it. All proceeds to go the 'Elephantiboob Ladies Association'.

Probably the social anxiety I have. I can't even leave the house without freaking out about people staring at me and overanalysing all the things my friend's say and do which make me think they hate me. You should see me before I go to parties, I spend like four hours in front of the mirror and just pace nervously around my house for like the entire day beforehand. The stupid thing is that as soon as I'm relaxed I'm like the funnest person to be around ever. It just takes ages for me to stop being so self-conscious and chill out a bit. :'(