Main Pop Girl

I think number three isn't true, you disgusting liar. 1. I once vomited after trying to swallow someone's load. 2. I once gave such deep head that I popped all the blood vessels around my eyes and looked like I had some deadly rash for the next few days. 3. I once gave five bjs in the space of an hour.

April Fool's.

Will be on World Cup Soundtrack. Not the official theme.

Britney Spears.

That's honestly all you need when it comes to Lana.

Fine. If you want to go to all the trouble of keeping this page open as a tab for however many weeks you need, waiting for the opportune moment to strike with your less than sub-par comeback, I won't be mad at you.

I'll be waiting. I have a lot of issues with erectile dysfunction I need to speak to you about.

:hail: Do you wanna see me naked lover? Do you wanna peek underneath the cover? And I'm impressed at how much time you've spent justifying your choices tbh, you did a nice job!

Um, gorl please. 2004ney could own those bitches in a dance-off any day.

I agree nobody should have leaked those three songs she asked not to be leaked, but she can't take out one person's actions on a completely unrelated fan. It's not like they were even being forceful, they were just asking if the songs would ever actually come out. Imagine how upset that poor guy is! It would be like Britney calling one of her fans annoying or something like that. RUDE. You might be right about the Gaga shade tho. She actually made another post saying that people had misinterpreted and that she was just talking about the double standard there. I can forgive her for that one.

But Britney promised us that it would all be 100% live! :'( Poor girl. She probably doesn't even know how low they turn her mic down.

I see your point, but none of those things are really human necessities. It's not like we're planning to build the city of Atlantis and so we're in absolute dire need to learn how to move quickly underwater and remain stable regardless of water pressure. Even camouflaging and harvesting algae isn't really that important. If you were finding the cure for cancer and then saving a million lives, then maybe I would agree with you; but even then I would still have reservations. If it was a conscious human being who decided to sacrifice their life in order to find the cure for cancer, then that would be a fine; but an animal can never give consent to that kind of thing. They'd probably be terrified of what was happening to them.

I have the full 'Vertigo' and it definitely isn't Brit. Heather Bright, she co-wrote the song.

Tbh, I wouldn't even want them to duet together, but if Lana wrote a song for Britney I would just die. Could you imagine Amy's vocals on 'Midnight Sun'? I would actually bawl. :'(

Omg, I don't even know when it's meant to be released anymore. I think they pushed it back, but we should still be getting a single soon!

Yass I will! All I've heard so far is this track and her collab with Skylar Grey. It's nice to see a female rapper who's actually going places and not just waiting for their album to be released like Azealia.

Babyyy, you're the best. Omg, I'd prefer to see her perform the studio version live tbqh. This one isn't that amazing! But lbr, if she wants to add a new song to the setlist, it has to be 'Everytime' or even 'Shadow'.

Lmao, I love her! Omg Ashley, you should start an official PHF advice column tbqh.

Big pupils? Meanwhile I'm sitting here with my white eyeliner spending hours looking in the mirror so I can look like an anime character. :'( sorry for being so icky Omg, you look so cute! I love those chibi Gaga designs! I remember seeing them online somewhere a few years ago, and so when I saw them officially being sold at the BTWB I was so excited, lmao.

Lmao yass! But this was before they'd even toured together. They're just both on the same label so I guess their managers decided a collab was in order. I know, right?! It's so random because a few months ago there were rumours RCA would have to close odwn! Supposedly the flop releases from Britney, Ke$ha and Avril were giving them a bit of strain.

Omg, let's see... Britney & Gaga ofc. Nicki & Beyonc

SPALDING ATE IT. No, but I seriously have some story figured out in my mind that zombie boy (Kyle?) killed Spalding and found the baby. Then he gave the baby to Cordelia to look after, since she'd wanted a baby the entire time. If this is not what happened, it is definitely what should have happened. Omg, I hope so tbh! He needs to put an end to all this speculation and tell us what the next season's about, I'm dying to know!

She looks gorgeous, but where did the wig come from?! I've never seen her wear that before?

Tbh, she (and most other pop singers) needs to chill out about the leaks and everything. It's kind of unfair for her to reference songs and play them live and then get annoyed when her fans expect them to be released and ask about them. Even if she'd just said "sorry, I don't think it will be released", at least we won't still be anticipating them and can look forward to other new music she's releasing. But leaving everyone in suspense is just irritating. And yeah, I wouldn't mind her shading Gaga so much as their styles are pretty similar, BUT. It annoys me that Kerli markets herself as a "moon child" or something who's all about love, acceptance and kindness but then throws shade at Gaga and is bitchy towards her fans. It's like when Gaga had that beef with Calvin Harris despite all her talk about online bullying and acceptance. It's just tacky tbh, and more importantly a bad business strategy.