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Ew, who said anything about Mandrea? I was talking about you and me baby.

Don't worry! Thanks to my super pale skin I'll be able to become an overnight sensation in Japan. Then everyone will just send me clothes for free and I won't even have to worry about budgeting.

Yum.

Oh god, you are actually delusional. He never says "if that".

Are you referring to a penis?

I felt so bad laughing at this until I realized it was on Fox News. Now I have absolutely no sympathy for that dumb bitch.

I'd be glad to. But please let them know that in the future I will not be working on sluttish photos such as this one. I am a man of morals and as such find a woman's collarbone disgusting. Thank you.

Maybe this is why he and Taylor broke up. She wasn't here for that homo shit.

Of course! She was pretty much the first celebrity to be so strongly gay rights and anti-bullying though. People obviously referenced it before her, but she really went the extra step to mention it in every single interview, relate every song and music video to it, etc. Yeahh, I kind of agree...it's weird though because 'Fame' (the perfume) did super well and broke a million records, but people just aren't here for the music? That's why I think it's probably less about the actual product and more about how it's presented. Either promo or marketting or image or whatever it is.

I'm sure Dayfid can help us out with that.

That just turned you on, didn't it? Freak. [img width=480 height=360]

And not a fun, kinky sex dungeon either. An evil dungeon with no food or water or windows or handcuffs. :'(

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STOP MAKING ME SO JEALOUS. I wanna live in Harajuku and do some Gaga dress-up shit everyday. :'(

Hmm, I agree with you to an extent. I mean, a lot of people didn't really care about LGBT issues or bullying until she spoke about them in 'Born This Way', so I see why she thinks that she's quite an influential performer, and rightly so. Personally, I can't even place my finger on why this album is flopping. All the parts are there, but it seems like the public just isn't here for the combined whole. Either way, I wish people would give her a break and stop spewing their hatred all over the place. Hopefully ARTPOP: Act 2 and this new Britney single will win some people back over and people will be here for her again.

Those tattoos...

#Justice4NewspaperWeave

I wish we were gayer boo. Then maybe Lana would tweet us as well. :'(

The only reason I'm not married is because you refuse to pop the question, trollop. *tries and fails to embed 'Single Ladies' music video*

SERIOUSLY? Most people would be honoured as fuck to be compared to Lana. I know I would.

Are you sure? I don't get a spousal visa or something? :'( What if I just drift in on a boat into American waters and get married to the first person I see super quickly? Do I get a green card then?

RIGHT. His hipster beard tho. It looks so dirty and disgusting, I wanna throw up.

Wishing rape on someone isn't cute. How would you like it if I said I wanted Andrea to get gang raped by a bunch of older prison thugs with a knife to her throat? [img width=255 height=200]