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The fabled fourth quarter of the year is coming up, where stans are made, allegiances are broken, and artists rush-release all their albums in order to jump on that Christmas sale bandwagon! While we don't know the details of every single artist who's gonna release an album in the coming few months (and a lot will probably pull a Beyoncè and release it out of nowhere), we do have a fair few names lined up. Here's some of the artists confirmed to be releasing their albums in the coming months: Banks - Goddess (September 5) Calvin Harris (November 4) Charli XCX - Sucker (October 21) Cheryl Cole - Only Human (?) Chris Brown - X (September 15) Florence + The Machine - TBA (?) Hilary Duff - TBA (January) Jessie J - Sweet Talker (October 10) Jhené Aiko - Souled Out (September 9) Kanye West - TBA (?) Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett - Cheek To Cheek (September 19) Madonna - TBA (?) Marina & The Diamonds - TBA (December 12) Nicki Minaj - The Pink Print (December 24) Nicole Scherzinger - Big Fat Lie (October 26) Rihanna - TBA (?) Rita Ora - TBA (January) Selena Gomez - For You (November 24) Taylor Swift - 1989 (October 27) T.I. - Paperwork: The Motion Picture (October 21) Usher - UR (?) So what are your predictions for the end of the year? Personally, I think that Charli is gonna have a big album in the UK and will go top ten in the US, although she won't have a single as big as 'Fancy' or 'Boom Clap' again. Cheryl and Nicole will have unsuccessful eras and their albums may not even be released until next year. Hilary and Taylor will do moderately well but nothing to write home about. Jessie will do slightly better but will fail to do that well in the US. Kanye may push his album back until the new year and I don't see him having a hit single, although the project will sell well. Gaga and Tony will do relatively well and will probably go top five, although there won't be any big singles off the album. Nicki is about to slay us with a major collab and hit top five with a hot pop single. Rihanna will release her concept album this year, but all the amazing pop jams will be left until an album next year. Your turn!

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Getting those CNN cheques! :hail:

It seems like Gaga has had about a million false starts when it comes to making it big in the music industry again...first she was meant to be making a comeback with ARTPOP, then we were meant to get another go with 'G.U.Y.', and now it's meant to be Cheek To Cheek. Imo, the idea of a jazz album isn't that bad. It will get her some positive critical reviews even if it won't do that well commercially. Then she'll be able to come back with another flawless pop album next year and slay us all again. Another route for her to take would be to make a film. Rih's managed to keep her career going with Battleship and now Home, and Gaga's a good enough actress that she could do the same. But I'm not sure she's willing to give up that much creative control over her performance, so I don't think she'd go for it. :'( What do you guys think? Will Gaga ever make a true comeback? And if so, how should she do it?

Whatever you say Snooty Thing.

Lmao, I know what you mean. That's how I felt when MJ died as well! Like I didn't even care that much about him when he was alive but he was always there, and then when he died I was like, omg...what?

Bitch, even zero gravity couldn't keep you afloat. You're weighing down your entire spaceship, stop with the Cheetos already.

Updated with 'TrakStar' and 'GagaTV'. Not impressed.

Lemme know if you need me to hook you up with some ad libs.

Right?! And then she would have been tweeting about it all day like:

CNN has finally released more info about the attack and PHF is mentioned!

Haus Laboratories is hyping this up again...looks like it's coming pretty soon! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow_AAdqZNHk#

WERK THO! Not only do they both look flawless but now they're fucking over the Russian government and they can't do anything to stop it. When will t.a.t.u?

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If you can be bothered editting it in you can write your own verse.

Whatever, bitch. No one will even be watching your concert when I'm stunning them with the first ever live performance done in the depths of the Antarctic seas.

Humble, classy and dignified. Rita is a true lady. When will Rihanna?

I do'nt even like 'Damaged' tbh. #SorryNotSorry

Seriously? If they wanted to wait to release it then they should have done it in December when sales are high. Not here for this.

Awww, ikr? :'( I wasn't even the biggest fan of his but he seemed like a sweet guy, and Mrs. Doubtfire will forever remain a classic. It's such a sad end to a life that gave so much happiness to so many people.

SLAYYY. Can you e-mail it to me or something?

This is an open audition for any talented rappers to participate in the first ever PHF remix! For this song, we'll be covering Nicki Minaj's flawless new hit 'Anaconda'. Two of the parts we need are already taken, but we still need someone who doesn't have to be a great rapper to do the Sir Mix-A-Lot sample, and someone with a fun sense of humour to do the outro. It's first come, first served, so get in quick! Verse 1: Casey (Jimmy Gnecco) Verse 2: Mo (Firestarter) Sir Mix-A-Lot Sample: Look At Her Butt: Outro: