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Thank you my lovers, you are all so sweet! I had a super boring birthday which consisted of playing Final Fantasy in bed and going out to dinner with my family but this made my day. Love you Ashley.

Just like you will be after I snatch that PartyCity weave of yours homegurl.

Idek what to think about Nicole tbh...if she spouts any Republican bullshit like Elizabeth then I won't be here for her, but then again she's a little older than Elizabeth was so hopefully she'll be a little more mature as well? Idk about Rosie either tbh, but she looks good for a fifty year old and I'm glad they're getting a Hispanic person on the couch. I still wish they would have gotten Meghan McCain tho. I love that dumb bitch and they really need a younger gal on the couch to even things up a bit.

UM PREACH. Look at us agreeing on something for once! But yeah, Adele wouldn't even be famous if it wasn't for her weight, and no one even cared about Amy before she died, so bitches need to stfu and stop being hypocritical.

I think you're missing the point of her tbh...if you watch that documentary I mentioned you'll see her call her daughter a cunt within the first five minutes, before spending the rest of the two hours basically making jokes about how ugly and old she is, and how much plastic surgery she's had done. Sure, she made fun of other celebrities as well, but I don't think her intent was ever malicious or cruel. She just believed in making people laugh.

She posted this on Instagram the other day! Plus, a few months ago Exhale reported that she was working on a new E.P. for release later this year, which she would be able to promote on tour, although this was never confirmed. Watch her turn out to be doing a voice-over for Rio 3 alongside will.i.am tho.

Omfg, that's honestly so sad. :'( I'm glad they're taking a hiatus though, it would honestly be so tacky at this point to be releasing fun, happy pop music right after one of their group members just passed away. Honestly I think it might be best for the group just to break up at this point, or reform under a different name...it seems a shame when they were just making it big but I can't see anything working out for them after this.

She died a few days ago surrounded by Melissa and Cooper. :'( R.I.P. Joan, you old queen.

Omfg, that's horrible. :'( I barely even knew who she was but from what I've seen she seemed talented and happy. It's so sad she would feel she had to resort to this. I hope the rest of the group is doing okay. R.I.P.

Omfg, what the fuck happened to her? Just when their music was starting to take off as well!

:vacuum: I stand by my argument, Snooty King.

But Nicki wasn't as consistent as Gaga about her looks..I mean one day Nicki would wear this: And then the next she would wear this: So it wasn't as big of a deal when she started dressing more "normally". But Gaga's like never been photographed in jeans in her life, so even if she started dressing down at this point it would look like she was backing down. :'(

WHEN WILL YOUR FAVE? Hatsune Miku could neva!

Clearly your press team forgot to set a release date, because it's not showing on my list of new releases. Thank you, I added them! Also, this is a really weird thought, but could you imagine if Madge worked with Florence on her new album? That could actually be FLAWLESS. Like, edgy, new and totally age appropriate. I hate that as soon as Taylor releases a song I'm interested in, everyone else starts to hate her for twerking and the single totally flops. But yeah, I could be into her album as well! And considering how well Jhene's EP did on the charts, I wouldn't be surprised if her album did really well too!

As seacowst clearly isn't a team player and didn't even give us another artist to do, I guess I'll do Katy Perry instead. 1. Favorite music videos: I really liked the 'Thinking of You' video, and 'California Gurls' and 'Last Friday Night' were both cute...honorary mention to 'Part of Me' for being so fucking bad it's good! 2. Favorite lyrics: "Comparisons are easily done once you've had a taste of perfection." 3. Favorite moments: 4. Favorite songs: 'Teenage Dream', 'Thinking of You', 'Hummingbird Heartbeat', 'The One That Got Away' and 'Fingerprints' are some of my favourites. 5. Favorite shoots: Some of the OOTB photoshoot was cute! 6. Favorite funny moments: I have no idea. 7. Favorite live performances: I honestly can't think of any that I loved... But I guess this one was one of her best in terms of live vocals. 8. Favorite era: My favourite era is One of the Boys, back when she seemed to be interested in making the music she wanted. 9. Favorite heartbreaking moment: Never seen Part of Me so I have absolutely no clue. 10. Favorite quote/line: "Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke." 11. Favorite outfit: I'd really like this one if it weren't for the hair! 12. Favorite feature: She doesn't have that many but I guess I'd go with the 'Starstrukk' remix, that shit was hot when it first came out. I choose Ke$ha as the next artist for y'all!

This just in: Britney's upcoming Vegas shows will now be entirely performed by a hologram! Britney is pioneering a new style in which she puts her name on everything without actually doing any work!

I bags #69.

I hear her album got delayed. :'( But for some reason Ashley Breathe now has an album coming out on the same day! And by backup vocals, we mean lead vocals!

Omfg, noooooooo! :'( Are you kidding me? That's so sad...I hate to think of her like that, without her makeup and clothes on point and with all those tubes stuck into her. I'm sending all my love her way but it doesn't sound good...poor Melissa and Cooper too. This is heartbreaking. :'(

Until Minaj gets into bed with them apparently, then everyone will be counting 1, 2, 3...

With vocals not produced by Lady Gaga!

Featuring hit single 'Radar'!

Omfg, I absolutely love her tbh. :'( You should watch Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work, it's this documentary about her life that made me totally fall in love with her. <3 Me too. :'( I need her back in my life shading celebrities...