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You haven't seen these gifs?

Nooo don't even worry about it! I barely even noticed it! All the attention was on your beautiful face darling.

They jumped to conclusions about why and where she wrote it, but they were right regarding what the list is actually about.

A sexy couple of verses along with a 'I'm A Slave 4 U' reference and some talk of cunts, niggers, and faggots.

That's hot.

Apparently she's working with DJ Khalil and Chin Injeti (hew?)

Right? Lbr, she should have released the album while she was still on AI and feuding with Nicki. That's the only reason why '#Beautiful' did well.

This one! [soundcloud][/soundcloud]

Excuse you? 'G.U.Y.' hit #2 in Israel. #QueenOfTheMiddleEast #DoYouWannaSeeTheGodWhoLivesBehindTheBurqa

OOPS. I legit thought that was like some stockings that had caught the light weirdly or something. Sorry boo.

#GetMoAGreenCard #ArrangedMarriages2014 #WillingToHaveTheCatPutDownIfItHelpsMyChances

MARILYN HEW? I just watched the last episode of Lindsay the other day, but she really didn't elaborate on the list at all. She brought it up and is claiming that she wrote it as part of step eight in AA, but the awkward thing is that she seems to think that step eight relates to your sexual history, when actually it's just about people you've harmed. So basically the list is legit of people she's fucked, but the reason she wrote it is beyond me.

If it hasn't happened after five lead singles, I can't see it working out for her now.

OMG, STAHP THIS. I'm just imagining a sexy innocent little 18 year old Taylor getting with this scary old guy at his party...ugh, that's hot. Am I a freak?

DEWWWWW IT. Would you be singing the chorus and rapping the verses, or...? And omg, you mean an instrumental or something? I actually wrote it to some Lil' Internet beat but if you wanna give me something else you've worked on I can try and write some lyrics for it.

Britney should take notes. Maybe then 'Perfume' could have gotten top 70.

NTMT is #2 on my list tbh, but that's just because I'm a Gaga stan and I would feel wrong putting anyone else at #1. It was a pretty flawless debut tho.

There's a Britney demo? I'm still just waiting for the full Gaga version to leak tbh.

Flawless. Who else was there at the ceremony? Also, what do you think of this photo? Is it too edited? Not edited enough? Let me know what you think.

The 20/20 Experience vs Beyonc

The struggle is real for this bitch to continue her trail of #1's.

Omg, I was gonna make a new thread for this but I might as well say it here: CONGRATULATIONS! I hope you had a perfect day and everything came together well! You and Lawrence both look flawless in the photos tbh. There's a few there I'd love to edit there so I'll try and do it over the next few days and get back to you ASAP! Are you still on your honeymoon now?

:stretcher: DRAG HA CUNTPHER.

Omg, you're right! I totally forgot about that shoot! I feel like she's already gone through so many transformations this era, both physically and personality-wise, it's so hard to keep up with.

Both tbh, slay me with that Ke$hus 2.0 shit. And yasss, you betta! I'm actually so impressed with the lyrics of my first rap song, they just don't fit in at all with my actual voice. If Azealia needed a ghostwriter I would be her perfect pick tho tbh.