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I agree tbh, although for me I feel like the payoff right at the end was totally worth the rest of the book! Like, it's the only book I've read where...

How many times can she slay us in just a couple of weeks? Winning a Grammy, performing at the Grammys and the Oscars, performing tributes to Sting, Stevie Wonder and Julie Andrews, announcing her engagement, releasing a song from a movie soundtrack, working with RedOne, revealing she'll be on AHS...

Fair enough.

uD2nOjV3AaI The Britney impersonation... She did things with that microphone Britney hasn't done in the past ten years! Slay us Legend X!

The plan is working.

True... lmao Shade ha! Look at how low that thing hangs to the ground tho...

You said you know how you apply makeup, light your face, and take a photograph a million times better than her, but then you said she doesn't even look that bad. Again, where is the contradiction? She may not look too bad, but she still looks like a disgusting peasant next to the flawless queen I am.

http://www.youredm.com/wap-content/uploads/2015/02/calvin5.jpg?a33bbe That bulge tho... Justin hew?

He's referring to Isabella Summers (aka The Machine), not the text "The Machine". Isabella doesn't perform live with Flo and she really only co-writes and produces, which is why her image is never featured on the album covers, despite inspiring the group's name. I figured it was a generally known thing that Isabella Summers is The Machine If you aren't really into her (as I know Mo isn't) it's not something you can really expect to be picked up on. I think most people assume it's either a Marina & The Diamonds situation, in which it's really just the singer and the rest refers to the fans or that The Machine collectively refers to her backing band. That's interesting and all, but I actually knew who The Machine was and was referring purely to the fact that they aren't listed on the new album cover. Ah, triple confusion. Carson's confusion led to your confusion, leading to my confusion.

He's referring to Isabella Summers (aka The Machine), not the text "The Machine". Isabella doesn't perform live with Flo and she really only co-writes and produces, which is why her image is never featured on the album covers, despite inspiring the group's name. I figured it was a generally known thing that Isabella Summers is The Machine If you aren't really into her (as I know Mo isn't) it's not something you can really expect to be picked up on. I think most people assume it's either a Marina & The Diamonds situation, in which it's really just the singer and the rest refers to the fans or that The Machine collectively refers to her backing band. That's interesting and all, but I actually knew who The Machine was and was referring purely to the fact that they aren't listed on the new album cover.

Make up your mind, this is becoming a very confusing conversation. Please re-read each statement and tell me where the supposed contradiction lies.

Duffy - Endlessly On The Toilet.

That's an impressive list tbh! Someone's a big Owl City fan I see. That's awesome that Breanne asked you to go and record with her tho! Are you just gonna be there for moral support or are you actually helping with the music too?

At least she's getting somewhere! Although I'm still shocked that opening for Britney didn't even get her debut single higher on the charts way back when...

Well, from the stills we've seen, it looks like it's going to be really enjoyable. I'll reserve judgement. From what we've seen, it seems to be typical F+TM. Flo doing something ceremonial (no pun intended) with a song of heavy drums and ritualistic vocals. Ugh, not really here for that tbh. The two songs we've heard so far had me excited that she was trying some new sounds and moving away from the typical chanting and emotive vocals she's been using for her past two albums...I hope she doesn't disappoint. Lungs and Ceremonials were very different, though. Lungs was more fun, while Ceremonials was a bit more serious, I think. They have a similar sound, but I don't think it's a bad sound. It's just not something I'm a fan of tbh, which is a shame because I love her voice and I like her a lot as a person. That's why I was looking forward to a new production style from her. Well then you're in luck because she has a solo album that's supposed to be in the works right now, as well as this album with The Machine She's gotta cater to ALL the people lmao because I'm sure she's aware that some people don't care for that style For real? I would love that tbh! She better work with Calvin again for the solo album, but maybe even on some like slower songs, not the typical EDM we expect from him. Is this album she's releasing now even featuring The Machine tho? They're not listed on the cover so I was kinda confused...

Well, I was referring to the photos Carcass posted. Oh! Well in that case, Avril doesn't even look that bad tbh. But given how many millions of dollars Britney makes per year, I'm pretty sure she could afford some Proactiv.

I don't get why you're being all rude... You do know where you are, right?

Right? I feel like 78violet is so irrelevant that nobody even knew when their nude pics got leaked back early last year. Plus all the songs were pretty early demos that they didn't seem to care too much about so I guess they were chill with it. Am I the only one who didn't catch this? Mess lol faggot is an irrelevant bitch anyway so you're not missing out on much!

Well, from the stills we've seen, it looks like it's going to be really enjoyable. I'll reserve judgement. From what we've seen, it seems to be typical F+TM. Flo doing something ceremonial (no pun intended) with a song of heavy drums and ritualistic vocals. Ugh, not really here for that tbh. :'( The two songs we've heard so far had me excited that she was trying some new sounds and moving away from the typical chanting and emotive vocals she's been using for her past two albums...I hope she doesn't disappoint. Lungs and Ceremonials were very different, though. Lungs was more fun, while Ceremonials was a bit more serious, I think. They have a similar sound, but I don't think it's a bad sound. It's just not something I'm a fan of tbh, which is a shame because I love her voice and I like her a lot as a person. That's why I was looking forward to a new production style from her.

Everyone has off days. I'll cut them some slack on these photos. But can a model really afford to have an off day? I mean, there was probably millions of dollars that went into that L'Oreal campaign, and I for one would be pissed if I had to Photoshop every single millimetre of imperfection on her face.

Nice to see that even Lana can look not so good when the camera's close, her makeup's running, her clothes are baggy and the Photoshop intern hasn't done their job yet. Nice photos!

Well, from the stills we've seen, it looks like it's going to be really enjoyable. I'll reserve judgement. From what we've seen, it seems to be typical F+TM. Flo doing something ceremonial (no pun intended) with a song of heavy drums and ritualistic vocals. Ugh, not really here for that tbh. The two songs we've heard so far had me excited that she was trying some new sounds and moving away from the typical chanting and emotive vocals she's been using for her past two albums...I hope she doesn't disappoint.

I'm probably the biggest ever fan of Gaga and The Sound of Music, so maybe my expectations for this were just too high, but I'm not as in love with it as everyone else seems to be! I did really enjoy it and it definitely succeeded in making me cry, but I feel like Gaga was going a bit overboard with the vibrato here...still glad it got her some much-needed publicity tho and that everyone else seems to be enjoying it so much.

That is saying A LOT. I'm getting real sick of you popping up in my notifications purely to piss all over the hard work that I've put into my music, which is clearly superior to your messy attempts at art. If you're not going to support anything I do, don't expect me to fake enthusiasm next time Floptilda releases her failed attempts at music.