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  1. Right? That shit is ridiculous. The only thing I can see myself getting into is a ouija board because I've had friends who have used those before and apparently there's something behind them, but even then I think it's more psychological than anything.
  2. I'm shocked that anyone even liked Froot, let alone considers it one of their favourite albums of all time.
  3. Amidst the spiderweb of immaculately styled extensions, the audience catcalls of "QUEEN BEE" and the hyper-polished, sensationalized life that she portrays to the media, it's often pretty easy to forget that Beyoncé even lives on our planet, let alone that she's even a real human being. So it's occasionally nice to be reminded that Beyoncé, despite what her fans might say, is just like us, with perhaps even more of her fair share of basic than the average person. That's why we've created a countdown of the eight times Beyoncé was the most basic bitch on the block. It's pretty much an anti-depression medication! 8. The time she got her weave caught in a fan Remember this video? Bey kept it cool and professional when, during one of her shows, her weave got caught in a stage fan; and later she even laughed it off like a pro with this pretty cute Instagram post. But let's be real here: what kind of basic bitch gets her weave caught in a fan in the first place? In all the times I've lip-synced to 'Halo' in my room with no one but my cat watching, not once have I gotten my extensions tangled up in an inanimate electrical appliance. How does that even happen to the average human being? #Basiconcé 7. The time she banned blogs from using unattractive photos of her SuperBowl performance As a reminder, here's a few choice pics from the event: 6. The time she was caught lip-syncing Most people will remember the time when Bey was caught out lip-syncing at the inauguration of President Obama. But it doesn't stop there. Bey's team originally stated that she only lip synced because she hadn't had time to sufficiently prepare for the inauguration, and because the presidential team asked her to. But she's also happy to lip sync at her own concerts - you know, those ones that she's supposedly spend months preparing for and which she's in complete creative control of. Mess. 5. The time she spread rumours about herself for publicity Remember earlier this year, when all those rumours were flying around that Bey and Jay were breaking up? Allegedly, the two had had enough of each other on their sold-out On The Run Tour and taken to sleeping in separate rooms and traveling on different planes. Bey added fire to the flame when, performing an unreleased song 'Resentment' at one of the tour shows, she changed the lyrics from this: "I'll always remember feeling like I was no good/Like I couldn't do it for you like your mistress could/Been ridin' with you for six years [...] I gotta look at her in her eyes and see she's had half of me." To this: "I'll always remember feeling like I was no good/Like I couldn't do it for you like that wack bitch could/Been ridin' with you for twelve years [...] I gotta look at her in her eyes and see she's had half of me. She ain't even half of me. That bitch will never be." This sparked a whole new saga in which Jay was supposedly cheating on his wife with Myà (you remember her - the girl from 'Lady Marmalade'). But it turns out that the whole thing was just planned publicity for the tour, as revealed by Bey's father Matthew. As he said in a radio interview: 4. The time she faked her pregnancy Given how swiftly things are consumed and forgotten about in the Internet age, it may be hard to even remember the time that Bey was accused by many of faking the pregnancy of one Blue Ivy. Rumours started after she was seen in a TV interview sitting down, when her belly - which was, at this point, rather large, folded over unnaturally, as if there was a balloon hiding just under her dress. You can remind yourself of the video right here: Bey did try to prove that her pregnancy is real with a few overdone shots in her documentary Life Is But A Dream - but the fact that all of the shots of her pregnant stomach were detached from her face and shot in grainy, low quality footage didn't help her case much. The jury's still out on this one, but would we really put it past the notoriously controlling Beyoncé to fake her own pregnancy? 3. The time she Photoshopped her Instagram snaps First of all, this is a super unattractive photo to begin with, so we have no idea why Bey posted it to her official website. But take a look at the fifth stair up - something seem off? It travels along in a completely straight line (like a stair probably should), but right in between her thighs the whole thing goes wonky. It's almost like someone's done a dodgy job with the Liquify tool on Photoshop in a desperate attempt to manufacture a thigh gap. But Queen Beyoncé would never do that, right? This photo, on the other hand, is absolutely gorgeous! At first sight, Bey looks relaxed and glowing on vacation in the middle of a sold-out worldwide tour. But look a little closer at the wine glass. Have we been drinking too much, or is the whole thing totally tilted, man? Check out her phone on the table as well. Maybe it's just the fact that Bey has one of those new iPhone's which are known to bend, but it seems more likely to us that Miss Third Ward Trill has been attempting to doctor her own photos again. #Ratchet 2. The multiple times she hijacked song-writing credits Bey made headlines back in 2009 when she was accused of stealing her smash hit 'Halo' from OneRepublic's Ryan Tedder. The accusations came following the leaking of Tedder's original composition, which featured exactly the same lyrics and melody as Beyoncé's final version. However, this isn't the only time Bey has been accused of hijacking songwriting credits. She was removed from the credits of her Dreamgirls soundtrack hit 'Listen' in front of an Oscars panel, leaving only the three other co-writers on the track; many ridiculed her songwriting credits on the Obsessed soundtrack song 'Smack Into You', in which the only line she had changed was "smack into you", appropriated from "smash into you"; and songs like '1+1' and 'Happiness' are remarkably similar to their original demos. 1. The time she used fur in her clothing line All pettiness and shade aside, this was actually a pretty disgusting thing for Beyoncé to do. The singer was busted by PETA in 2006 for contributing to the violent deaths of thousands of animals when she used fur in her House of Dereon clothing line, co-run with her mother. Ambushed by a group of the admittedly over-zealous activists, Bey had little to say when questioned on her use of dead animal skin in her line. Watch here: Bey took the situation even further, however, when in early 2013 she embarked on a strict vegan diet, and was spotted visiting a bunch of Californian vegan hotspots with husband Jay-Z. It became clear that the diet had little to do with animal activism, however, and everything to do with maintaining that 'Flawless**' body of Bey's when she was busted wearing a fur coat and suede shoes to one of the restaurants. Apart from displaying incredibly poor taste in both choice of clothes and in her flaunting of animal corpses in a vegan restaurant, Bey also revealed her potential for extreme and violent vanity with this saga. The singer may constantly remind us how supportive of female rights she is, but it seems she has much less compassion for the animals in the audience. What do you think Beyoncé's most basic moment has been? Do her actions here change your opinion of the singer, or can any problematic actions from her be justified given how much good work she's produced? Let us know down in the comments below!
  4. This is so hard but I'm gonna say Exodus by Utada is my favourite album of all time! I know that nobody else on this forum checks for her at all but it's really worth the listen, it has such a nice variety of sounds and she wrote and produced the whole thing almost entirely by herself. Blackout and The Fame Monster are both definitely up there as well though!
  5. :hail: :hail: I honestly couldn't even name my favorite indie movie, I'm terrible at movie names. Tbh, I hate like 99% of indie movies. I find them boring, overlong and pretentious af. Although there are some that are bearable. You're just you're own little world, aren't you Mo? Lol Is this shade?
  6. Thank you And that was actually a sample from another hip-hop song from the 90's. Lol. Omg, no way. You made it sound so fresh and new! Aha, wait until you hear the EP version Looking forward to it! But I'm sure it won't be as smash-worthy as our collab.
  7. I used to be so obsessed with tarot cards, horoscopes and meditation when I was younger, but I really don't care about that shit anymore. It went the way of Neopets for me tbh.
  8. I don't support homosexuality, but I want some hentai I'm a straight white girl and the only boy I speak to is my cat, but I would also like to see two badly drawn males copulating with each other.
  9. No idea why I'm stickying a masterpost with only two series, but fine. Well, it'll have more, I've just gotta actually work on it lol pt8VYOfr8To
  10. Thank you And that was actually a sample from another hip-hop song from the 90's. Lol. Omg, no way. You made it sound so fresh and new!
  11. Pussy. What's the best song from your fave that wasn't released as a single?
  12. :hail: :hail: I honestly couldn't even name my favorite indie movie, I'm terrible at movie names. Tbh, I hate like 99% of indie movies. I find them boring, overlong and pretentious af. Although there are some that are bearable.
  13. Your cover art is always on point! I'm absolutely loving the sound of 'Action' as well, I don't think I've ever heard a harpsichord used in a trap song before but it suits the genre kind of perfectly? Amazing job, can't wait to hear the full EP.
  14. I'm more concerned about the fact that all these bitches are getting married at all. It's a well known fact that your career and creativity suffer after you tie the knot and we're low enough on musicians as it is already.
  15. No idea why I'm stickying a masterpost with only two series, but fine.
  16. Joe Wright, who did Atonement OMFG Atonement is one of my all time fav films! Never seen it Disgrace But legit please watch it, its so sad Omg, how good is it? I saw it in the cinema when it first came out and I was BAWLING about that scene right at the end. :'( :'( :'( Such an unexpected twist! IKR I WAS LIKE SCRMIN NOOOOOO Legit was a mess RIGHT, POOR VANESSA REDGRAVE. :'( And that scene where the dude's walking around that coastline waiting to be picked up by a boat is so pretty.
  17. Damn, she really dated down.
  18. I literally played this game once and I was so fucking bad at it. We were doing co-op and I'm pretty sure I died like five times while my partner slayed everyone around me, it was so embarassing. Signed the petition for you anyway tho!
  19. The Avengers: Age of Ultron.
  20. I won't name names, but whoever it was that posted before me just ruined this game by not being selfless and posting a question.
  21. Joe Wright, who did Atonement OMFG Atonement is one of my all time fav films! Never seen it Disgrace But legit please watch it, its so sad Omg, how good is it? I saw it in the cinema when it first came out and I was BAWLING about that scene right at the end. :'( :'( :'( Such an unexpected twist!
  22. It's sad, but I think everyone saw this coming. It would be tricky dealing with logistics having one member down. #PetitionForTheParadisoGirls2.0
  23. It's official! Tbh, they probably would have broken up with or without Simone's passing, and if anything that actually got them more attention than they would have had otherwise. I'm glad to see that Robin Antin's curse is still strong tho.
  24. I believe we're officially being asked to use female pronouns now, but other than that I agree with this post! She really does look like Jessica tbh. Now that bitch is out of the question for the new season of AHS, Caitlyn should take over as her long-lost cousin! Or throw both bitches in playing twins and have them have a huge family fued with everyone trying to kill each while looking classy as fuck :hail: YAS. With Sarah Paulson starring as a thinly veiled fictional version of Kim Kardashian. It's extremely important to use pronouns correctly. Using he/him is taking away from who Caitlyn feels she is, it's like saying her identity doesn't matter to you (although, I know you didn't mean it that way) Bruce/he/him aren't terms to use anymore when talking about Caitlyn. See, pronouns are the problem with me and trans people. I mean, I'd gladly call them what they want to be called but once I'm used to calling someone a guy or using the male pronouns, it's hard for me to be all like "Oh, she did this today," you know? I'll have to keep thinking to call him a her instead. But... that's just me and eventually once more people in the limelight start changing (because this has been a large step for famous people who want to, all the support), I'll get used to it eventually and I'll start using proper pronouns. Pronouns are still extremely important to trans people and what's comfortable to you doesn't really matter when it comes to what they find offensive. If you can remember their name, it's not too hard to remember he/him vs she/her. Thinking before speaking and checking pronouns before posting should be a top priority when it comes to trans issues. Not trying to sound bitchy, it's just something I take extremely seriously. I highly doubt Caitlyn is gonna give two shits about one person on the Internet accidentally using the wrong pronouns while she's living the high life in Malibu tbh. It's more of an issue if it's said in a malicious or knowing way, I don't think any rational person would be hugely offended if you're just using those pronouns as a force of habit.
  25. I'm surprised she's actually talking to him and not just asking him to polish her Louboutins, given how much of a "racist" she is.
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