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My ultimate flop at the moment has to be Queen Kat DeLuna! Almost all of my other flops ended up actually getting albums out which is amazing for them, but Kat just keeps on releasing a new single every six months waiting for one to take off. I dunno whose dick she's sucking but sis keeps getting heavy promo and amazing producers as well! Here's her best known song: jcMXZjYqIog And here's one of my favourites from her atm: 1lkfC-ZY9yo

You'd think they'd want more Australians cause you have to pay the foreign fee and let's be honest, they just want money. Right? But for some reason I guess they actually wanna give scholarships to people from places with real issues like Kenya and Iraq. How fucking selfish can these darkies be?

Okay, but can you still leak the Amanda collab?

From my understanding, Neon and Benny had actually eloped to Vegas right around the time 'Gold' came out, and were planning on going public with the relationship within the month. They had actually talked about having children for a year or so and Neon was trying super hard to get pregnant. After six months or so though, it was obvious that something was wrong. They ended up going to a gynaceologist, who confirmed that while the two shared a total gutters worth of STI's, that wasn't the problem: instead, a DNA test proved that the two were in fact twins! Neon was totally ashamed at the fact that she had been left in the dark about her adoption and so ran away to India to reconnect with her newfound heritage. Since then the whole situation has been super awkward and the two have barely spoken since!

You should post it on Soundcloud so everyone can hear it!

What kind of speeding tickets are you getting? Does the fact that I don't even drive a car simplify the situation for you? Yasss bitch, but I'm a triple threat! Ass, peen and throat is all 100% on fleek tbh.

It sounds like Earthly Alien was your 14, and this is gonna be your True Romance with flawlessly realized songs you've been working on your whole life! I can't wait to hear it!

Probably. Too bad it was a guy cop. Couldn't persuade him with my bearded ways. I'm pretty sure you already had when he asked you to bend over the car and let him handcuff you.

The Golden Girls, with all four of the main stars still alive. :'( YASSSSS AT THREE OUT OF FIVE OF OUR CHOICES! Hew at the other two?

Super late reply, but happy birthday gorgeous! Thanks for being such a perfect member of the forum and such a flawless friend and person in general. I hope you had an amazing day with your family and got all the presents such a queen as yourself deserves. I hope this year is the best one yet!

Move onto the next era. I'd be happy for her to move on to another career, but that's just me I guess.

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS LIST EXTENDED TO MOVIES! Omfg, so excited for literally all the Disney, Pixar and Dreamworks ones! There's a bunch of old Disney films I haven't seen so I can't wait to get into those. That show is legitimately fucking hilarious.

Imagine what would've happened if Taylor got Zayn on a remix of "Style". I think the Directioners would have had a total meltdown.

It really should've ended last season, so it makes sense they're ending it now. This past season was kinda all over the place until the final 4 episodes. I'm sure I'll 100% agree with you when I get around to finally seeing them.

How come you didn't apply to be a full time student at UCLA? It's around some great food and within 30 minutes of more than you can do in your lifetime. I applied twice for that but didn't get accepted either time. It's super competitive!

Ohh! I thought you were going to uni in LA. I am, but it's only for the summer school course.

I bet he doesn't look like that anymore tho...:'( And omg, I don't even know who those people are. I just hope Mary Kate and Ashley are invited back to it because I need more acting roles for those bitches.

Omg at you bumping up this thread from over a year ago. But yeah, the promo for this album was an absolute mess. Lbr, Miley was high enough last year to even record a full on duet with Cher which would have gotten the bitch major promo, but her label just had no idea what to do with this proejct at all.

Bitch I have plans made and everything lmao right now, I've been uploading the first season of Avatar: The Last Airbender, so that's coming up soon. After I finish all of that, I'll be uploading Korra lol Exciting! Even though I hated the movie, I've heard Avatar is good as well so I'm happy with either!

I feel like I remember a few more songs you forgot to mention from a longer list but I'm not sure. I'll try to find it somewhere and see if they leaked. I checked ASCAP and found two more that were recent registries. Everything else that used to be on my list ended up on her new album. Conductor Tantalus I wonder what 'Tantalus' is like? Super interesting title. I'm pretty curious about it too. I know that song's really recently registered, so it's probably from the HBx3 era. She's been taking a more realistic view on life in a lot of the new tracks, so perhaps a song about mythology was too fanciful to fit in. That does make total sense actually. I guess we'll have to hold out for hearing it as a re-relase track or a b-side somewhere.

Nothing like it (which means it's better, anything's better than The Trashy Dead... JKJKJK) lol it's about a girl who's a zombie and she eats murdered people's brains to see clues leading up to their death, while keeping it a secret that she's a zombie. Omfg, that actually sounds awesome tbqh! I love that it sounds not just like a typical evil zombie plotline but that she actually has a conscience. Definitely gonna check it out. Yeah, and what's really cool about it is when she eats a brain, she also takes on that person's social skills/parts of their personality. That is cool, but also creepy. She must have a lot of character development going on!

Well, she released all the single-worthy songs before the album even came out, so what's a girl to do?

I will personally burn my copy if this happens. Don't worry! Now that Zayn's left 1D, she and him will unite over their shared hatred of the remaining members and dedicate the song to the foursome.

Well, I had high hopes when she put out I'm Doin' Me and said she'd be releasing old songs periodically, but they've been dashed in the months since. Apparently she wants to put out five videos before the album, which is stupid because the album's been done for months and she's just wasting money now. I'm sure there's not even five single-worthy songs on the album so I have absolutely no idea why she would want to do that... And if all of the videos keep getting cancelled like 'Sparks' then I don't think the album will ever be released.