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  1. I blame Simon Cowell. He always has his black vocalists who he builds up majorly and then just gives up on promoing...first Leona, then Alexandra, I bet next it will be Fleur.
  2. Seriously? I feel like ballads come so easily to her and that because of that 'Cheap Thrills' is the only song so far she actually put work into!
  3. If you're looking for the perfect anthem to blast out of that convertible you borrowed from your grandprarents, or to include on the suggestive mixtape you made for your girlfriend, we might just have the perfect artist for you. Sizzy Rocket, the Las Vegas native with a penchant for catchy hooks and a story to tell, has already proven her chops when it comes to provocatively bi-curious bangers; but with latest single 'Bad Kids', she takes her music out of the clubs and into the streets with her inspirational ode to the rebels of the night. While her early performance experience involved dancing to Britney Spears with her dance group at age seven, Rocket seems to have traded the strip malls for strip clubs lately as she's released string after string of dancefloor banger. 'Girls' doubles as both a role-reversed satirical Beastie Boys cover which explores the pressures placed on females in the media and a melodic synth-pop jam perfect for your next beach turn up; while 'Bestie', our personal favourite, explores that awkward space in between best friend and lesbian lover and manages to turn the phrase "I wanna fuck my best friend" into the catchiest hook we've heard in months. But with 'Bad Kids', the musical manifestation of a cloud of glitter floating over a pool of lava, Rocket slows it down to approach power ballad territory with her nostalgia for teenage angst parties. The name may be Gaga related, but the similiarities end with the song's concept: "We've got no future/Nothing but the high that we get from the time that we're wasting just from the thrill of it all," Rocket laments over some melodic synths straight out of Super Mario, while inspiring a new 'Gangnam Style' dance trend with her choreography in the video. The 80s may be long gone, but the spirit of rebelliousness and the scent of leather they inspired still live on in this girl. No word yet on a full-length album rollout, but with collaborations from Diplo, The Scissor Sisters' Babydaddy and DJ Khalil, we wouldn't be surprised if we the future brought much more from this diva in training. Check out 'Bad Kids' below and let us know what you think!
  4. Given that Melanie was inspired to write her one-dimensional songs based on a question on Family Feud asking what can be found in a child's nursery, she's lucky she made the list at all. Cry Baby is a good album but it's far from a great one, and it would have been replaced with Breathe In. Breathe Out. if I hadn't hated Kendall Heart so much. But stan for Queen Levan tho!
  5. You look cute tho so I can't even be mad.
  6. I'm actually shocked anyone likes any of the new tracks other than 'Cheap Thrills'.
  7. What the fuck did I just watch? They're like everything Die Antwoord has always wanted to be but failed...
  8. He still has a career in pop music? After that awkward mental breakdown he staged and the Gaga accusation I thought he'd disappeared for good...
  9. This post was the most promo Leona has gotten since Spirit!
  10. I swear to god you make the exact same face in every photograph. When I click through your photos on Snapchat it's just like you've used the same photo of yourself and Photoshopped random backgrounds behind you. Your hair looks so on point lately. I thought that was a massive bong at first and I was super impressed for like two seconds.
  11. Yet another flawless article from the good sis @High Princess! When will your fave slay using only their keyboard? But on another note, the shade of you not even including ANTI... I kind of feel the same way about that though, the hype train has already come and gone for me.
  12. I honestly wasn't sure how to order this list, but even though I've listened to other tracks more this year I think 'Run Away With Me' was the closest to perfect I've heard in ages!
  13. I'm just being honest. I don't support child abuse of any form whether it be sexual, physical or verbal. But I find it hot that he finds it hot, and I can't change what I think is hot.
  14. Now that 2016 has finally arrived - and any hopes of a surprise release ala Beyoncé have been completely dashed - we thought it was the perfect time to look back at what made last year in music great. Although the bigger names in pop such as Gaga, RiRi and Katy all took unexpected hiatuses for the majority of 2015, these breaks only made room for newcomer artists and previously unpolished gems to dominate the charts. Read on below to find out how! In fifth place... In fourth place... In third place... In second place... And in first place... What do you think of PHF's official list of the five best albums of 2015? Have we covered all the bases, or are you ready to hunt us down for not including your favourite project? Let us know in the comments section down below!
  15. Is it bad that this just makes me find him even hotter?
  16. For a superior and more easily readable list, check out the official PHF list of 2015's top ten singles!
  17. I agree with you. Star Wars is now tied with Inside Up as best movie of the year. :hail: 

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    2. Main Pop Girl

      Main Pop Girl

      Right? I was literally crying as soon as that opening screen started sliding. :'( I mean, in a lot of ways it was basically an updated remake of the first movie, but either way I loved it so much. And it's portrayal of female characters is infinitely superior to Mad Max's. :morning: 

    3. trayertrash

      trayertrash

      Spoiler alert blah blah blah

      Omg I did! The second Star Wars came up I was crying. And then the uh... big then happened... and everyone in the theater lost it. Rey is such a great character. Do you think Rey could be Luke's daughter? Because I definitely felt they were hinting at that the entire movie.  

    4. Main Pop Girl

      Main Pop Girl

      RIGHT? :shocked: I literally started shaking and crying, it was a total mess. Although honestly I didn't cry when...that thing...happened. It was super unexpected and I see why they did it but it didn't affect me for some reason. :stretcher: I would have been sadder if Chewy had died. But yeah, my grandma is basically obsessed with that theory. But I feel like if that was the case they would have recognised each other and said something at the end? Idk.

  18. With the end of another year imminent and New Year's Eve fast approaching, it wouldn't be surprising if now's the time you start to stress about your NYE party plans. While technology hasn't yet progressed far enough for us to send Chris Hemsworth through your screen as a midnight kiss, we are happy to help with what we can do best: and that's countdowns! This year, we've selected the top ten best singles of 2015 for you to add to your NYE playlist (one for every hour of partying, of course!) - and from 'Call Me Maybe' sugar cube Carly Rae Jepsen to Canadian alternative rock band Glass Face, we've designed it to keep everyone happy. For bonus points, finish off your party with the annual Pop Danthology mashup, where tracks like 'Hello', 'Trap Queen' and 'Bad Blood' do battle against each other! 10. Allie X - Prime You may not have heard of Allie X, who follows in the footsteps of acts like Marina & The Diamonds and Charli XCX as pop's latest indie darling. But rest assured that once you've heard your first taste of her breakout single 'Prime', you won't want to stop. Treading the precarious line between feel good party lyrics and social commentary, X reflexively hides a message on her generations need for instant gratification both sexually and socially through a killer chorus. Just be warned: you will have this song in your head all week. 9. Florence + The Machine - Ship To Wreck Flo's latest offerings from How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful never reached the commercial heights of more radio friendly tracks like 'You've Got The Love' or 'Sweet Nothing', which is a shame given that 'Ship To Wreck' is one of her most powerful and ambitious songs to date. The English songstress has always excelled at painting some of the strongest images in pop, and this track is no exception, with Florence calling on nautical imagery to discuss the self-destructive addiction she faced at the tail-end of her Lungs release. Get ready to dance with this one. 8. Adam Lambert - Ghost Town At the beginning of this year, the most we really knew about Adam Lambert was that his killer set of pipes had gotten him far in American Idol, and that he had a penchant for penis. But with the release of 'Ghost Town' in April, we became privy to a new layer of Lambert's personality, and experienced a level of pop knowledge and talent that was almost scary. Edgier and more experimental than anything the singer had worked on before, the (literally) haunting lyrics are improved only by the expertise of the supreme Max Martin, whose heavy beats and whistles propelled the song right onto the dance floor. Have glowsticks on hand for maximum effect. 7. Mark Ronson - UpTown Funk (Feat. Bruno Mars) While it may also qualify for most overplayed song of the year, there's a reason that 'UpTown Funk' was blasted from every radio station, barber shop and boombox for the majority of 2015. Mars has always been known as a prophet in pop, predicting the newest trends years before they happen, and Mark Ronson (best known as Amy WInehouse's most frequent collaborator) was the perfect choice for his new funk and soul inspired project. If you're looking to switch it up a little, try Fleur East's 'Sax': it's a formulaic rewrite but the melody's unique enough to get you dancing all over again. 6. Glass Face - Hotline Bling Probably more appropriate for the morning after than the big night itself, Glass Face's alternative rock cover of Drake's 'Hotline Bling' is admittedly more of a "slit your wrists in the bathtub" kind of song than it is a club banger. Nevertheless, their ambient blend of vocal harmonies, heavy percussion and stunning synths draws a sad vulnerability out from the original song that make the lyrics much more effective than they were in the awkward dancing original. 5. Skrillex & Diplo - Where Are Ü Now (Feat. Justin Bieber) J. Bieb's first major foray into EDM (after the admittedly catchy 'Beauty and a Beat' which was produced by Zedd) also marked a comeback for the one-time teen star, whose overblown antics made more waves than his music for the majority of 2015. With 'Where Are Ü Now', a collaboration with dance music heavyweights Skrillex and Diplo, Bieber strikes a delicate balance between danceable hit song and surprisingly vulnerable lyrics, a formula he'd later replicate somewhat less successfully with follow up singles 'What Do You Mean' and 'Sorry'. Even those who aren't fans of the Ruby Rose lookalike have to admit this track is a jam. 4. Major Lazer & DJ Snake - Lean On (Feat. MØ) Gone are the days when MØ was simply known for being the awkward girl dancing behind Iggy Azalea on SNL. Now, she awkwardly dances behind Diplo in India! In November, 'Lean On' was named by Spotify as the most streamed song of all time, and it's easy to see why with it's global lyrics, powerful vocals and total earworm of a post-chorus. Not only did this track bring both Major Lazer and MØ to the forefront of pop music for 2015, it also sparked a sonical revolution that reverberated through the rest of the scene for the next six months and undoubtedly made Rihanna roll in her grave. Am I the only one who can still jam out to this song? 3. Demi Lovato - Cool for the Summer Before the release of 'Cool for the Summer', no one could have called Demi Lovato a risktaker. But with the first single from her otherwise disappointing album, Confident, Demi reinvented herself as sex kitten supreme, following in the footsteps of former Disney stars like Britney and Christina with a genre breaking hybrid that combines experimental pop, 90s power ballad and heavy metal. Matched with a new image I like to call "Tumblr meets sex shop", the track successfully pushed Demi out of her Disney Channel haze and into the adult world. It becomes even better when you realise the whole thing is basically about lesbianism. 2. Pia Mia - Touch It's crazy that at age nineteen, the ridiculously good looking Pia Mia already has more stellar pop songs under her low strung belt than most of her contemporaries double her age. It's equally silly that the almost amazingly mediocre 'Do It Again' blew up worldwide while the Stargate and Blood Diamonds produced banger 'Touch' went pretty much unnoticed by anyone who wasn't following Kylie Jenner on Instagram. Riding the same tropical house wave that made 'Where Are Ü Now' and 'Lean On' hits, characterised by some steel drum synths, a distorted vocal sample and an island beat, the would be hit was only improved by the super sexy video, in which Pia grinds, emotionlessly stares, and dances (rather well) her way to pop stardom. Make this happen people. 1. Carly Rae Jepsen - Run Away With Me It would have been easy to write off 'Call Me Maybe' star Carly Rae Jepsen as yet another flash in the pan after her big comeback single, 'I Really (Really Really Really Really Really) Like You' failed to make waves, even with endorsements from Justin Bieber and, bizarrely, Tom Hanks. But the second single off this year's EMOTION is pretty much everything you could want from a pop song and more. Backed by a saxophone sample that veers the song away from the dangerous bubblegum territory it might otherwise fall into, the song does what only an 80s inspired sax-laden pop song can do: it makes you want to dance, cry, change your life and do push ups all at the same time. Forget the Syrian refugee crisis: the fact that this song didn't blow up is the biggest social issue of the year, and we should all be attending to it as quickly as possible. What are your favourite singles of the year? Are you crying that we left out 'Hello', or screaming that 'Drag Me Down' didn't make the list? Let us know in the comments down below!
  19. Plot twist: What if Benny is that producer that Neon keeps talking about who's asking for too much money for their tracks?
  20. Are any of these songs actually from 2015?
  21. I deleted Godlena's masterpiece Hotel Transylvania 2 for you, you better be grateful. Did you actually like that movie? Blake was perfect in it like always but it was so cliche-ridden and the dialogue was so melodramatic.
  22. Oh god, just when I thought it couldn't get worse...
  23. Omg, y'all are crazy for getting so excited over gift cards. I literally get so pissed off when people give me gift cards or money! Like, I spend so much fucking time and effort coming up with the perfect presents for people and y'all bitches can't even be bothered putting in the effort to get me anything? Fuck that.
  24. Is it bad I'm so fucking excited for this? Literally I was obsessed with the Kim K game for a few months and this is basically the same thing but with Britney, so I don't know how it can go wrong!
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