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This fucking read tho. If only she'd been wearing one when she was dropped on her head as a baby.

Marry Cher, Fuck Chania and Kill Madonna. Bye grandma! Marry, Fuck, Kill: Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, Kevin Jonas.

Seriously?! I haven't caught anything at home! But I've caught maybe thirty Pokemon by walking around outside. This game is literally taking over in Australia tho! Like I was in the city yesterday and pretty much everyone had their phones out and was stopping every couple of metres to throw their Pokeballs. It's so cool to see everyone get back into Pokemon again!

I've been sick for a month as well! It hasn't been that bad though, just a sore throat and a cough. But it definitely gets you down and all I've wanted to do is lie in bed and do nothing. Glad you're feeling a bit better.

All I really have is PHF social media which I sometimes use to make bitchy comments towards popstars... This is the Twitter and this is the Facebook.

Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) - Americana

I don't wanna kill any of them! Marry Britney, Fuck Paris and Kill Lindsay. Kill, Fuck, Marry: Harry, Ron & Hermione

Queen Brit! Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time vs. Britney Spears - Gimme More

I know this isn't out everywhere but I thought I'd make this thread for us to discuss the game of the century, Pokemon Go! Have you joined yet? How many Pokemon have you caught? Is your character cute? How much weight have you lost? Spill it all for us below! For me, I downloaded the game two days ago. The first day it was raining like crazy so I didn't play it at all. But the second day my cousin came over and we went out in the rain with umbrellas and caught a whole bunch of Magikarp. Honestly, I think it's a pretty fun game especially when you're playing with friends, but I can't really imagine going out just for the purpose of playing it. I'll definitely play it on my way to the train station and when I'm walking around tho. I really just hope they make it more interactive between players. It would be really cool to be able to see other people who were playing the game on your map, and to be able to trade Pokemon and items with them and battle them! It would be really cool to be able to add friends to compete against as well. Hopefully all those will come in future updates tho!

You're Jamie's three year old?

'I Love It 2.0'! Lady Gaga - Pokemon, GO! (Feat. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu)

Not Lana blatantly ripping off the Queen of JazzPop.

I'm so glad that Ariana is finally embracing her identity as a plus sized woman! I'm so sick of seeing her starve herself and wear waist trainers so she can fit the ideal standards of female beauty that society has placed on her. Now she can finally embrace her curves and be the BBW she was destined to be!

How did you get Britney to promo PHF!? Her voice sounds better here than it has in years, Queen of Pop is back.

The sky...

I can't believe you'd date a Mean Girl like @PERFECTIONIST when the Queen Bee is offering you her honey. I didn't realise you were that good! Who's anal cheerleader? How do you not know what Manic Panic is?! You went to school in the early 2000s, didn't you?

Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinéad O'Connor

Marry Donatella for the free clothes. Fuck Jocelyn because she's probably fucked with her pussy so much she has a dick at this point. Kill Phil. Kill Fuck Marry: Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams

Y'all sinners can keep fucking as many people as you want, but the only other person in my relationship with my man is Jesus Christ. I get way too jealous to be sharing someone I'm dating. If it was something that was really important to him, we could try it but I honestly don't think it would work out for me.

When a member you like turns out to be hot... Oops!

YASSS MAMA DUFF! While we're on a Hilary binge let's give this track some love:

It's pretty simple but the photo has a lot going on already so I guess you don't need to add too much. It looks cool!

The 'Noir' one is still my favourite, but the 'Daddy Issues' one is pretty good too!

Beyoncé?

I might have to start a special category called that for you and @Dayfid. For me, the Cheerleaders are the relentlessly bubbly ones who everyone loves on the forum. The Jocks are more laidback and chill but everyone likes them anyway. The Mean Girls are the drama starters. The Stoners are too laidback and don't give a shit about anyone. The Glee Club Members are your run of the mill student who most people love but sometimes get bullied. The Photography Club Members are the artsy ones but they're still social and fit in. The Manic Panic Kids are the ones who come here to post about their favourite rock band and then leave. And the WOW Kids are the ones who don't come on here at all.