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  1. Excuse me, sir/madam, but do you have a minute to talk about the one true Lord and Saviour, the daughter of Pop Gods Michael Jackson and Madonna and the divine harborer of the Holy Spearit? You see, over the past few months our one true god has undergone a resurrection to make her presence plain on this earthly realm in which we live. We use the word "resurrection" loosely - for while she had never truly forsaken us, she had departed us for some time, lost in the heavenly slumber between life and death. Her earthly body remained here, lending its voice to some true bops and its muscles to several lacklustre music videos and live performances; but her soul was somewhere else, travelling the universe on a divine journey for ultimate truth. The name of this god who has graced us once again with her divinity? It's Britney, bitch. The younger among you may not have experienced our religion at its prime, for it has fallen since its creation in 1998 after the first of nine gospels, known as ...Baby One More Time, was first discovered. But at its peak, our religion had over 30 million devoted followers dedicated to worship, a far-spreading reach that hit music, television shows, movies and fragrances, and a public that saw our saviour for who she really was - a virginal saint. The world has changed since then, and the Holy Spearit has grown, matured and evolved with it. Her first true experience with the devil came in 2007, when she bit the apple of temptation and showed the world that even gods have feelings. In her darkest hour, it seemed like our great god above might never pull through; until she shaved her head in sacrifice, and invoked the magical ruin of lore, the umbrella, in order to defeat her satanic enemies. Britney Christ may have won the battle, but the scars continued to haunt her. Our lord was weary from our battle, and taking restorative potions and drugs to get her through the day. While she responded to the prayers sent her way, it seemed as though she was simply regurgitating information from one of her past gospels than preaching any new scriptures. Even when she tells us that "love makes miracles", the waver in her voice and not-so-subtle eye roll tells us that our one true lord is not practicing what she preaches. Now, compare that with this conversation from earlier this year. As Britney herself says, "it's all about the contrast". No longer a vengeful god, the Holy Spearit has returned to gratify her followers with warmth and kindness, even ascending one of her most devoted practitioners to her place in heaven - if only for a short while until he comes back down to earth. Her sermons, too, have become more and more involved. Recall this performance from a few years ago, where our lord diminished herself in order to perform as the special guest of a false idol. She walked around the altar uninspired in her stilettos and barely even mustered the few hair flips that were expected of her. It was clear that the divine being was still in pain. But now, our lord struts around the altar with a purpose, disseminating her gospel with the passion and joy she exhibited almost two decades ago when she was first crowned as divine. Not only are her movements perfectly suited to that of a goddess, but her skin glows with the radiance of the godly flame that burns inside her once again. As has always been true, there will be non-believers who refuse the teachings and dedicate themselves to a life of sin and treachery - some refer to them as "Xtincta stans". But Britney's ever-expanding power is making it harder and harder for those Satan-worshipers to defy her. No one knows exactly what has triggered this resurrection or why the spark inside our lord has been missing for her past two gospels, many of which were re-written by her prophet Myah Marie. But if she keeps this up, our lord will be back in the minds, hearts, and CD players of the entire world in no time. Tell us, followers, when did you first learn of the Holy Spearit's resurrection? Has it surprised you to learn of her divine powers, or have you always known that deep down the lord was ready for her place, waiting to resurface? Share your thoughts with your fellow clergy members in the Sunday school session below.
  2. I want him to play guitar for me.
  3. That's so cool! What did you think of her? Was she nice?
  4. Beware the catfish in Katy's clothing. #TeamTaylor
  5. This looks great! I'm not a fan of the outline around the text tho, but it's still a million times better than the official.
  6. Technically she said that she was done with Harry's story, but still... SHE LOOKS SO HOT IN THAT SECOND PICTURE! Slay the "sorcerer's" stone queen!
  7. Not you forgetting about this legendary track... The 90s are so good tho! Lately I've been listening to this iconic song:
  8. I'm wondering the same thing...I get the feeling this may be pushed back until she drops out. If she's launching a new single next month, how is she gonna have the time to start filming this early next year?! Honestly, I think she's gonna slay these vocals. My only concern is the acting...She was barely passable in AHS and that was a pretty straightforward role. I hope she impresses us with this film.
  9. That TMZ leak must have really freaked his legal team out. They must have known that the lawsuit was going to do more harm in the long run to his career and finances than if he just paid up quietly. How do y'all feel about this tho? Do you think it's time to forgive Johnny for what he might have done or do you still have ill will towards him?
  10. I kind of agree with you tbh...It's not just the fact that she's continuing it but just the fact that so much is coming at once makes me think she's not putting her entire self into every project. Like we've gone for years without having anything and now we've got four new stories, a play, and a brand new movie coming in the one year. It's not that I'm complaining because I love the series more than any other franchise, but it makes it look like she's just trying to cash in rather than work on anything wholeheartedly.
  11. It's weird this version didn't even have 'The Way' on there! I wonder if she would be as big as she is now without that song?
  12. Yes! Although I'd never looked at the locker room as an incentive to work out. Normally I'm so nervous in there I just run in and hide and get out ASAP. I feel you sis...I'm more of a depression eater than I am a depression worker.
  13. I actually like it tbh! I love the way the flame frames her face.
  14. All of these are super well done! I would use them if I collected instrumentals.
  15. Lady Gaga has been officially cast in a remake of A Star Is Born, the film that made legends out of triple threats such as Janet Gaynor, Judy Garland and Barbra Streisand. Stepping into the iconic role of Esther Hoffman, Gaga will play the role of the struggling ingenue whose rise to fame matches her personal decline, making her debut as a main character in a feature film alongside American Sniper star Bradley Cooper who is also set to direct. Production for the film is set to begin early next year in California, with Cooper making his directorial debut for the role. In a new twist on the role, Gaga is set to compose and perform some of her own original songs for the part, although it's yet to be known if she'll also cover songs such as Judy Garland's rendition of 'The Man That Got Away'. “For those of us lucky enough to watch him work as an actor and producer, it has been clear that Bradley would make this transition to director,” Greg Silverman, President of WW Production said. “We are honored that he is doing it, here, at his home - Warner Bros. - and with Lady Gaga as a collaborator and co-star. The world is in for a treat as these great artists craft an all new vision of A Star is Born.” This new remake of the project has been a long time coming, with an earlier version of the work that was teased in 2011 seeing Gaga's former 'Telephone' collaborator Beyoncé in the lead role with Clint Eastwood directing. Eastwood, who previously instructed Cooper on Sniper, eventually dropped out of the project in order for Cooper to make his directing debut - and after Bey allegedly demanded too much money for the role, Cooper went straight to Gaga. Apparently, he convinced the studio to make the film thanks largely to a chemistry test between himself and Gaga which they loved. Gaga confirmed the news today with a Tweet containing a link to the Deadline article in which the news was confirmed, although rumours had been swirling for months after Cooper took her out for dinner and a motorcycle ride to discuss the script. The role is hardly surprising for Gaga, who in recent years has tried to spread her wings a little wider with a jazz album, an award-winning role on American Horror Story and composing credits for the Emmy-nominated 'Til It Happens To You' - even as fans wait for week after week for any scrap of news about LG5, her upcoming pop album. What are your thoughts on Gaga's big acting gig? Are you excited for the part, or should she stick to music? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!
  16. Not me being the first member!
  17. It's funny you mention that, I was wondering if she was gonna use it as a tour backdrop...
  18. Her face looks so derpy... But if we could manip a different face onto the picture this would be amazing!
  19. The cutting is insanely good.
  20. I just finished episode five and I still don't like her. I just find the way she stutters through her lines so annoying! Bitch better grow on me by the end cos I normally do like Winona. Eleven is cool tho, although her monosyllables are getting a bit tired now. I'm still at the point where I don't like him but I can already tell I'm gonna stan him by the end of the season.
  21. Love that you maintained your pose throughout the whole thing and he's the one who looks like a stan.
  22. Honestly, this video got me so hype. Cuecardney is gone for good bitches! I'm so excited for her to show off some choreo. The only way they could ruin this is if she did a medley of her past hits and no new songs.
  23. My opinion on this matter is changing everyday. I used to have a lot of sympathy for him because I thought he was just suffering from trauma from the loss of his mother, but it sounds like he'd actually been losing the plot a long time before. Again, it's still not necessarily clandestine evidence of domestic abuse, but it definitely speaks to his character.
  24. He is reaching like crazy. Have Selena and Zayn ever even been linked together before? He should have at least brought up Orlando Bloom, people forgot about that shit too quickly...
  25. I wasn't dragging you for it? My point is that no one's perfect and everyone makes mistakes. For people, you included, to tell me they've "lost all respect" for me and to leave the site I run and destroy friendships that were literally four years in the making over some petty comment is frankly ridiculous to me. You've been at the centre of a lot of drama when it comes to Allie but I've never excommunicated you from the forum or told you I have no respect for you because of any of that, I've always tried to approach you and our friendship with an open mind. It's a shame that I'm not given the same right.
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