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  1. Singer Lana Del Rey has alluded to conducting a witchcraft practise on Twitter in an effort to "bind" US President Donald Trump. Fans noticed the Tweet as soon as it was posted, but many assumed that the dates included, which read "Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May 23" were in someway related to her album campaign and not the current state of world politics. However, after the day of the 24th came and went without any career announcement from Del Rey, people started searching for alternate explanations. It seems that the four dates she posted are in fact days of the waning crescent moon - a time which witches think of as a point in your life to relieve stress and negativity from the world. Del Rey's instruction of "midnight" aligns the Tweet with a movement online which aims to "Bind Donald Trump". According to the movement, followers were to cast at midnight on Friday Eastern Standard Time (as this is the time zone Trump is currently residing in) in an effort to "bind" him - which is apparently the magical equivalent of "ripping the bullhorn from his hands, smashing his phone so he can’t tweet, tying him up, and throwing him in a dark basement where he can’t hurt anyone". The ingredients used are relatively easy to find, and include an "unflattering photo of Trump", a "Tower tarot card" (which can be printed at home, an "orange candle" (or a baby orange vegetable) and a feather. Adherents should arrange the items in a circle and read a prayer aloud, such as the 23rd Psalm. Del Rey must be taking a break from the production on her as yet untitled upcoming fifth studio album. The lead single, 'Love', was released a week ago on the 18th with a vintage-inspired music video coming soon after. The album is set to follow later this year. What do you think of Del Rey's suggestion? Will you be taking part in the binding ceremony? For our part, we never knew that witchcraft could be so easy, but now that we do we might end up using this spell on all the Cassadee Pope traders who have been infecting our forum lately.
  2. Wait, I know this 'Weekends' song! Has it been in a TV show or something? I don't really like male artists but I could get into them I guess, they're giving me Miike Snow teas.
  3. That's so interesting, I'm gonna try and find it! I wonder if this was the album that was completely executive produced by Kanye? Fuck, now that I listen to this with Rihanna in mind I can totally hear her singing it. Especially with Skylar's fake Caribbean accent in the chorus!
  4. Holy shit, I'm really left kinda speechless by your story. But you're inspiring and it makes me feel so special that you've chosen to come back to PHF as one of the first things you've done! Are you and your boyfriend both okay physically now?
  5. This is disgusting, annoying and a form of harassment. It makes me sick that we have scum like this on our forum.
  6. Can't you tell? The fact she put on blackface is disgusting.
  7. Why is 'Heavy Metal Lover' still one of her best songs?
  8. Is this official? I haven't even heard of some of these titles!
  9. 6/10, it's kinda generic to me and I find her voice kind of annoying.
  10. I think you've done better tbh. Idk what version of the song you were singing to but it sounded off key to me. Have you been getting singing lessons?
  11. Although I read recently that she's one of Trump's only cabinet members to be fighting him on the trans schools initiative being cancelled...
  12. You are so gorgeous! And I love all your tattoos! That dog photo is literal Bed, Bath and Beyond realness...Why aren't you a model?
  13. That would be a fun show!
  14. Thanks to @Dayfid for telling me about this mess! :stretcher: 

     

    1. Dayfid

      Dayfid

      This was the funniest shit ever. From Jesy swearing and being a fat drunken mess to Jade holding the award to Perrie's mouth as if it was a mic. :stretcher: Leigh-Anne's face when Jesy is licking the award though. How fucking iconic. When will Fifth Harmony get along like this?

  15. Wasn't she meant to be releasing a soul standards album or something? Or were the covers just to promo her record label change?
  16. Can't wait to watch this messiness...
  17. But some celebrities (including herself) are such scum that they deserve to be hated...And it's better to let out your anger on random celebs on Twitter than it is people in real life.
  18. It's my third favourite after the third movie and FBAWTFT.
  19. You got further than I did... I think I made it most of the way through Johto before the plots got too repetitive and the Pokémon got boring so I gave up. But it is good background noise!
  20. Yeezus says hi!
  21. Queen Vanessa taking pride of place at the front tho!
  22. Their interview style is so fun and I love their music! Waiting for the EP.
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