Would you rather eat a horse or eat a house?
Obviously a horse, it's eaten in cat food all the time and I'm not about to get lead poisoning eating a house.
Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs?
Fingers as long as your legs honestly sounds really convenient, you could grab the remote from anywhere and you could have a huge career in porn!
Would you rather give up chocolate for life, or give up cheese for life?
It would be hard but I'd give up cheese...I could live with vegan cheese but I couldn't live a day without chocolate.
Would you rather always feel like you have to pee, or always feel like you have to sneeze?
I'd rather feel like I have to pee, it would be awkward but you could just wear a diaper and walk around securely whereas if you always had to sneeze you'd be making weird faces constantly.